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The biggest turn-off

even though you're an hour behind us?

RE: First thing that attracts you to someone

yes, it's what's under the clothes that counts

RE: First thing that attracts you to someone

a clean body

What not to do on a date

then don't share his popcorn, ask for 2 small sized popcords instead of 1 large.

The biggest turn-off

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

The biggest turn-off

And more mature?

The biggest turn-off

Jem, Tony, Akaralf, morebloody and you all have new profiles, why not?

The biggest turn-off

And that's another no no for me. Going out for a meal, party, family do, okay, but every day, come on.
It becomes a crutch for many people these days.

The biggest turn-off

So, come back to my place then, if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

The biggest turn-off

Yes, it's easy, but what turns you off Bluejay2011?

RE: Planking

Is that what that is, thought it was someone in a straight jacket?

There's been another casaulty of planking on the news tonight plus more workers sacked for planking on the job.

Follow Your Heart

Doesn't take much to tick some peeps off.
Anyway back on topic, follow your heart to the place where you feel free.

What not to do on a date

Just hold it for a second and see what happens.

What not to do on a date

It's bigger than a chippolata sausage, isn't it?

What not to do on a date

lol, they're all that size until you turn them on/into a Bratwurst, aren't they? dunno

The biggest turn-off

How do you help someone give it up?

The biggest turn-off

grey and pale pink is a good combination for a flirt with fair skin tones I've always found as it turns me on.

The biggest turn-off

Can you show me?

RE: what brings you here

Sounds more like the ghost train than the tunnel of love.

Follow Your Heart

I'm stuck in the B&M

Follow Your Heart

Too Deeeep sxc666?

The biggest turn-off

Art that can talk or move when you belly dance.

The biggest turn-off

Why put art on your body if nobody gets to admire it?

Follow Your Heart

Don't settle for 2nd best.
Be wary about accepting offers of safety and security at the expense of your own creative freedom.
Once you trade your freedom for the illusion of security, you have a hard time ever getting your freedom back.

The biggest turn-off

Those dudes with the big d*ck, flashy cars who seem rich could just be onto their 8th credit card and not own their own car even though they are over 40yo, doh!

RE: Electric Light Bulbs.

I'm just thinking if the epilepsy was to be ignited, you could be shaken but not stirred.

RE: Electric Light Bulbs.

This reaction works best when partnered in bed together.

Menopausal women

What about one of those sixteen vestal virgins Tony or are your eyes closed?

RE: Electric Light Bulbs.

I'm a little dim I must admit on this subject I'm not very bright. But if I'm changing a 6o watt incandescent over to a long life, I don't get the recommended 10watt globe as they are very dim, I just get the one that's meant to throw out 100 watts - 20 watt and it seems to do the trick.

I hate those green bags as the stitching always comes apart and they tear easily. I knew I should have bought a few thousand biodegradable plastic bags before they go and enforce a greenie tax on each bag I buy.

The biggest turn-off

Just block 'em

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