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RE: I Have An Insatiable Desire ;)

But banana's cost $3ea?

Where you got your values from

I know some families who live their lives around the grandparents money in the hope they leave them some, always borrowing off them or getting them to foot the bill for their meal at the local bistro with never a care to repay the money back.

Where you got your values from

I have an issue with writing debts off to friends. I was brought up to repay friends and family debts before anything else. If that meant going without your wants, so be it. The main thing is you owe no man.

RE: I Have An Insatiable Desire ;)

How about a banana smoothybanana

Where you got your values from

It's funny some family members have an attitude they can borrow money till the cows come home and never have to repay their debts while others never get themselves into difficulty to need to borrow in the first place. I don't mind giving, but being ripped off by the receiver I haven't learnt to deal with as yet.

Where you got your values from

Australian abattoirs use electricity.

RE: Random Comments IV

sounds like you get banned when people report your thread. Makes me wonder why I'm still here seeing I started so many rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The cure

Lets go to bedlaugh

Man drought inflating middle aged mens ego

Going by these forums, women have just as much to fear about losing their hard earnt assets to some 6 month fly by night jigalo.

RE: wnidows 7

It's not really him, it's his twin brother.

RE: Tradies

yeah, I was pretty useless a few years back for 3 months, but that's what a mummy is for, thanks mum. thumbs up

RE: Tradies

I cut my l finger and ring finger with a knife while opening boxes. Had to get the tendons sewn back together. The cold weather plays havoc with them making them numb and sore.

RE: Random Comments IV

lol, I'll go and play it now.
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

I think we needed a hose down anyway.

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

never heard of that one. Does it involve fleas or something?

Does Playing Hard To Get Really Work?

the discs or the jocks?

RE: Random Comments IV

The fog cleared up at 2pm only to return at 4pm, it's freezing.

Does Playing Hard To Get Really Work?

No signs of the hard to get lady today.
Maybe she was a shoplifter just watching me in case I spotted her?

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and $85,000.00 He ask why this was in the box. She replied “when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.

RE: The cure

I see a red door and I want it painted ....

RE: The cure

I though there was a report that black eye liner, hair die and nail polish had sold out?

RE: Random Comments IV

Didn't you get the fog? Still hasn't cleared here but when it does, the sun is hot.

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

That's great, they got past the 7 year itch.thumbs up

RE: Hodgkins lymphoma

That's a good success rate. Much higher than it was in the 80's. Being young is in his favour too. Life is continually throwing up challenges in our journey. This is just another bump along the road.

RE: Hodgkins lymphoma

My aunty had it at 40, died at 43.
Was having fluid drained from her lungs once every 2 months, once a month, every ft/night, once a week, every few days, eventually drowned in the fluid.
The lymph nodes carrying the fluid away slowly went and the fluid had to be drained manually.
Every time the fluid was taken, it was like she was so much worse and the energy levels were sapped.
All case are different and I'm no expert as to the modern techniques used as this was in the 80's and medical science has come a long way since then so don't go by what I've said.
Good luck though and I hope everything works out for your son.thumbs up

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

As anyone will tell you, I spend too much time on the net. There is a world outside the CS forums you know. Too bad I haven't discovered it yet.

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

There used to be a time a friend of a friend introduced you to their friends at a party, engagement or social gathering. Now it's all so informal and hit n' miss.

Sad some people have never experienced marriage

I'm not sure internet dates are long term at all. People who look and see people by browsing these sites who never did before often stray into the sites they left and end up cheating or seeing other people and then you're back to square one. A lot of people make out this is their life, CS has to be or their life will cease to exist. Sad really how these things become so adictive. Personally I'd preffer to have no pc's around to waste time on so that life can be lived. Spending 24/7 online can't be good for your health.

Man drought inflating middle aged mens ego

What parralel universe does this blonde dude live in?
Mind you there aren't many single 40 something dudes around these days so there may be more truth to the article than we think.

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