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Wonthaggi Rides The Desal Wave

Local girls looking for a bloke search the gyms or scout out the Caledonian or Wonthaggi Hotel on Thursday nights - pay day for the workers.



Needless to say the local ladies were hardly impressed with the newspapers article and set up a shame page on facebook, "Tell The Herald Sun We Are Disgusted"

I never thought to go to the pu dressed in flouro's as a tradie.

What not to do on a date

I have visons of a jack russel and a german shephard

What not to do on a date

A hot air balloon picnic with wine would be great for the first date, thanks

RE: Planking

Just pray your son/daughter never gets planked.

Meeting someone online first is good because...

I've got hand envy laugh

Whacky movies you've seen?

Just watching Hard Candy, what a whacky story line and the plot continues to thicken and get more intense as you go.

RE: What do you do at work when you are bored?

wow love smitten

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

I had to play the song on my ipod just to remember the lyrics again, it's gotta be warmer in Texas than it is is Devonport.
I remember that old Frio River
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee


can't do the accent

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
sorry should be in the what not to do on a first date

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

All my exes live in Texas

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

congratutions nette party

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

If you're not married, how would I know you had a partner without approaching you with an endearing term? It's not like there's a ring on the finger letting me know you're off the market.

Meeting someone online first is good because...

There was a girl I knew who wouldn't date guys with short hands, I think she knew something I didn't know at the time as a 19cm hand wasn't long enough. Pictures sxc666 getting her tape measure out to measure guys hands at the meet

Meeting someone online first is good because...

And how can you tell that online first, do guys put those dimensions down or do you ask for the length of their hand?

Meeting someone online first is good because...

...you get to know their insides first.

RE: Planking

young enough to be someones son, dad, brother...

RE: Planking

You're the one who lives in the nanny state

RE: Planking

But unlike sport, internet stuff involves the most dangerous stunts to rate.
Teens being who they are end up being the casulties, their family and mates too.

What not to do on a date

just remember no hot air at the meet up

What not to do on a date

Oldbussy would be my choice if you had to choose between him and me.thumbs up

What not to do on a date

It was a chance he took as you're obviously worth the expense. To some, money is no problem, just go along for the ride and see where you end up I say. I wouldn't mind a lady wine me and driving me around the Yarra Valley, lol

Financial infidelity

I was told a story today where the guy had rent his house back to himself under an alias and got his girl friend to pay the rent down at the local real estate office. When he broke up, she only got a share of the furniture and small sum of money from their bank account.

RE: Planking

And that's why there's 2 casualties within 2 weeks

RE: help me sleep

Yes it does...
Early riser...

What not to do on a date

And did you know that the price of fish fillets were 1/2 what they were yesterday?

RE: help me sleep

play a self help audio book, I always fall asleep before the chapter is up and then have to try and find where I was up to the next night.

RE: Planking

You heard about the tradie who was planking on the council street bins and ended up with a bike wheel up his bum.

What not to do on a date

Don't talk about past relationships

What not to do on a date

Don't be late.
Don't talk about yourself. It's not just about you.
Don't bring a chaperone.

RE: How soon do you hold hands when you start going out with someone?

If neither person is willing to make their moves, there musn't be a lot of chemistry even after 2 weeks I'd be trying the hand hold.
If she pulls away, pull out and go onto the next date, not worth being strung along indefinitely with no hope of any intimacy.

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