RE: Profile contest

not enough Mastic .

What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?

Describe where you live and what your kids do .

Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?

Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair smitten) now get a nudie up and bloody smile laugh


p.s. i like a good buttock wink

RE: To All Our Penfriends........

Yes ,it makes sense .Goes back to "Opposites Attract" iv never seen a better example than i have on c.s.
bouquet

RE: To All Our Penfriends........

Yeah! and i get very defensive when anyone says to me " you dont know them" sigh i feel as if i know you all and thats what counts .


No 2 people are the same on c.s. and lets hope we can keep the show running no matter what happens applause

RE: To All Our Penfriends........

This is exactly what's needed for some people this week wine


Ladies and Gents ,its a pleasure knowing you all bouquet

RE: Has any of your male (female) friends ever fallen in love with you?

Yes ,and like the others have said it made things awkward .One of my best male friends has made a pact with me that if neither of us are married by 40 we will hitch up dunno who knows tho .


evening people wave

RE: Hi

Welcome to C.S wave


Hope you enjoy yourself applause

RE: What is the best way to break up with someone?

Straight up is what i think .


Cant stand all that "beating about the bush" wine

RE: whats new?

Wet and cold in Glasgow but armed with toe heating wine wine


Evening all bouquet

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

ha laugh is there a fan in the room ?

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

laugh

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

your giving out ?shock

RE: father of three!

laugh funny



evening you 2 wave

RE: Kiss the one above you .. will u ? where ?

Thats my half cut look
laugh


finally got a pic of con but its temporary ,just showing his face wave

RE: GOD IS A WOMAN

Your so talented applause tongue can you burn salads too ?

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

found one for ya Walt


You poke it ,you own it laugh

RE: Kiss the one above you .. will u ? where ?

Yes i would but i cant say where , it's just indecent blushing lips

RE: GOD IS A WOMAN

laugh


Stop talking about me scold just because i can turn water to ice and loafs to toast



wave

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

well ish ,its been on and off all day BUT wine makes it all better laugh





Who's your daddy ?! Meeeeee banana and yes i have all my own teeth --->yawn laugh

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

filthy beast tongue


dats ok coz me iz playing wit my shaaaaaawing laugh

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

Hair on the toes doesnt count laugh


If your happy and you know it clap your hands applause
if you have a bottle of red clap your hands applause
if your happy and you know it and you really want to show it make sure you moon in this direction applause laugh


can you tell ? yeah ................. i know

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

I love that joke laugh

here's some Man laws from con


When it rains = god is peeing
If you help your granny across the road she owes you pocket money
Why do you say to your kids "did you do that ?" then when we answer you say "are you answering me back "laugh
Dont trust the dog not to eat your dinner when your not looking
If you pee on the toilet seat ,use your sleeve so mam doesnt know




laugh he's got loads but i cant be arsed typing them all

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

That gave me a vision that could blind laugh

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

Dont pick on men with curly hair laugh

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

wuman roll eyes its YOU now you say "you ........... " laugh

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

You !!!

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

Miss saucy wave



You !

RE: MAN LAWS-Latest from the International Council of Man Laws

Dont piss in the wind laugh


hallo lovely's wave


joke for ya Walt

knock knock !!!

RE: Do You Need to Hear an apology?

It's been said that the most over used word around the world is "sorry" i think to many people have lost its true value and meaning ,it gets tossed around to lightly (just dont even think it) tongue

RE: Say Something To Someone W/O Mentioning Names

ouch ,hope it didnt hurt laugh


hi pretty eyes wave

Humor is the best remedy

Think you should just go to bed now tongue

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