wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)

RE: World's Greatest Stimulus Plan

You're a mind reader as well as beautiful!

RE: World's Greatest Stimulus Plan

I have a stimulus program of my own in mind...Hi pretty lady.

RE: Evolution Says Indians Deserved Death

What do'es that have to do with Native Americans?

RE: Evolution Says Indians Deserved Death

That's my little yodel meister!

RE: Your fav song

That Wonderful Sound, I love You-Tom Jones

RE: Think before you ink!

Which one?

RE: Think before you ink!

It still might!

RE: Think before you ink!

Hey, watch it buddy...I resemble that remark!

Good morning John.

RE: Think before you ink!

That's what I love about you...so low maintenence and easy to please. Not to mention beautuful too!

RE: Think before you ink!

I would have suggested having the ceremony on the Titanic my love, but I hear they are having a water problem.

RE: Did you see this in the news...something to ponder about

2 shots of Jack Daniels?

RE: Think before you ink!

Are you proposing to me again, pretty lady?
How do you like my self portrait? I had a heck of a time getting the hair right.

RE: Think before you ink!

I believe I know this person also, and this person is a close friend of mine too. At least in my eyes.

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

Good morning Rilly! I am glad to see you are still around.
I agree with you by the way. I hate it when a person asks a question and then will not be willing to accept the answer due to their unbelief. If you are unwilling to accept a honest answer to your question, then don't ask it to begin with.

Like you, I am not here to argue or to try to prosolate someone to my way of thinking. I believe what I believe and they can do the same. I miss chatting with you buddy!

RE: Did you see this in the news...something to ponder about

Both my daughter and my son have them. They got them without my knowledge or approval, but it is their body's and they will have to live with their decision.

RE: Did you see this in the news...something to ponder about

Good morning Vinny! I would have used a bullseye!

RE: Think before you ink!

Oh how true....

I have lost one very good friend on here because of anothers cruel and uncalled for behaviour...[/quote]

I hope it was'nt me.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

Or you could have legs like Elizabeth Taylor. They had to grease them to get her through McDonalds Golden Arches.

God's gift to nightmares

Hello pretty lady!

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

That be me...

God's gift to nightmares

The Zombie thread was removed.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

Shucks anything I can do to help the cause of a damsel in distress, howevere humble a gesture it may be.

God's gift to nightmares

Thank you Lord for removing a abomination to your good creation from this forum. I pray You touch him and heal his soul. Amen.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

If you need any help with yours, I'll be glad to offer my services at no charge. I do pro bono from time to time.

How are you pretty lady? It has been a long time since I have seen you here.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

Well at least they won't be sagging DOWNWARD!

Sideways maybe, but definately not downward.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

Learn to be in contentment with what you have and who you are.

I happen to like you just the way you are.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

I believe it is available on dvd. You might get a chuckle out of it. I think you are about as warped in the humor dept. as I am.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

I saw a movie a long time ago with a young Robert DiNero. It was a black fururistic comedy called "Brazil" One of the characters was a woman who had so many plastic surgery's, that towards the end of the movie she was stapled and sewn so many times, she had to be carried around on a litter. In her final sceen, she has had one too many surgerys and falls off the litter, turning into a pile of crap. Hilarious stuff if you enjoy black comedy.

RE: Know how to prevent sagging?

If that don't work, try staples.

RE: Say Something.. or else.

As long as the penetrating end works, right?