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Why does Matla....

Some more beautiful sights of Malta...





Some trad Maltese music...

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Can everyone in Malta swim? I can't.

RE: Do other lonely men feel intimidated on CS ???

Anywhere you'd like to go.. Behind the bike shed for example..

RE: Do other lonely men feel intimidated on CS ???

I like to be tickled.. But I don't like my toes being sucked.

RE: Do other lonely men feel intimidated on CS ???

Lawdy Miss Clawdy....

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Malta...

RE: Farmers children three times more likely to go to college.

So you turned down the chance to meet a rich farmer and his brothers who's c*ck would wake you up at 6am each morning to live by the sea?

RE: Farmers children three times more likely to go to college.

Make your own mind up...

Why was my first impression of this picture smoky...

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Twinny nite and don't forget to brush your teeth...

Lilly, I need to watch last nights Corrie. I missed it. But on an upside I have two episodes to watch..

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I am going to be adventurous...

Nista jkollhom soppa tat-tigieg u tazza ta 'sherry jekk joghgbok ...

(Can I have chicken soup and a glass of sherry please...)

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Another mid night feast... BBQ ribs, fried eggs and a couple of cheese burgers on the side...

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What I need is some fuel (burgers with double cheese) and I'll get at least one phrase completely right before the crow cries..

This is difficult. And it (the thread) started of with a serious Q about why does the lava rock have towns etc that look like the come straight out of a Star wars movie and all I had is people poking fun at me..

And the worst about it is I'm doing my best to sound like a local.

Let me finish my burgers and I show you. I'll come up with a phrase, say it correctly and you'll be eating humble pie..

Watch this space..

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Twinny... Cut me some slack. First I have to worry about Google not translating, then I have to remember the G with dots isn't the same a G without but if the G is followed by an XI is pronounced like SH and now I'v formalities to add to the mix..

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So you are all laughing at me when the real fault lies with Google. I want apologies ladies.

First twinny had to correct herself and second Google can't translate correctly. The odds were stacked me before I started.. Now I have to remember verbs & nous...


Would you like me to conjugate verbs...



Lilly stop laughing. It's not nice and I'm a gentle soul and I have feelings..

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Are you lot bracing yourselves?

Nista jkollhom birra u Hamburger u jzomm il-bidla

(Can I have a beer and a hamburger and keep the change)

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Ladies gimme a few moments to compose myself and I'll try to salvage whats left of my reputation...

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Is the problem my accent... I can try to tone it down a bit.

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Lilly wouldn't give me credit... She'd call me a divvy quicker.

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So it's li as in lee and not 'ay'.. We say ay all the time back home



That's putting it mildly..




What it is Twinny is Lilly has been waiting for years to laugh at me because for years Liverpool weren't great and well today Man U are crap..

What I'll do is take a cold tube of beer from the fridge and build myself up for another fail...

RE: Dreambox

eveny spread the word..

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Is it really that bad? Be kind with me.. I'm trying.

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Lilly thats not how Google translate, translated it from English to Maltese..

RE: Dreambox

Stan has no choice but to cut corners because the farmers charge way too much for their produce...

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An open question to Malta men (keep the faith I'm not gay), why are two ro three of youse trying to give me a hard time when all I'm guilty of doing is what you all seem to have problems in doing..

Chatting up the good women folk on the lava rock. Come out of your shells and let the real YOU shine through. Don't be embarrassed if you make a complete fool of yourselves. I do it everyday of the week and it hasn't done me any harm..

Anyhow... How not to speak Maltese again..

What I'm attemping to say is...

Fejn hi l-ufficcju tal-posta, jekk joghgbok

(where is the post office please)


In Maltese...

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What I'm trying to say is ....

Onorevoli filghaxija Tajba, kif ma jitkellmu Malti


What I said was...

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I can't really speak about the French education system because I'm not French... So stop with the insults



But in Ireland they not only TEACH how to read but to write too. And if you had of READ the thread instead of trying to be a smart alec and jumping in you'd have quickly discovered that the typo's I made were because I was in the middle of rolling a joint at the time of penning my piece...

Anymore dissent from you, and you'll be zapped...

RE: Farmers children three times more likely to go to college.

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Slow down!!! If you can't speak the language then what hope have I..?

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Ladies,

You really know how to boost a mans confidence. I'm now going to comfort eat to massage my bruised ego..

But I'll be back tonight with more tries. I'll master the language. You lot sit back and listen...