No. I can't buy into that. Some women are difficult to have breakfast with. And there are some that you have to think outside the box if you plan to have breakfast with. I know of one who has at least a 12 week 'No Go Sign' before you get any where close....
You just want the card board cut out and turn it in to a adult version of the 'Twinkle/Buffy' things like you did in days of old... ( and before you jump the gun I have sisters)...
All you have to do is look at the animal kingdom. It's generally the female of the species who kills to keep the family alive and then the male comes along and takes his share first..
But we're getting of the point.. You need a woman to keep you warm at night..
Ladies look away for a second and ignore this post.
Hk,
A heads up. European women are a different creature to what you are normally accustomed to. What you have to do is imagine you are fishing and you cast out your line. Now when one bites, let the line run free a while an slowly reel her in...
Failing that, go caveman style and club one over the head and drag her back to your cave and ravish her body..
I scored out most of Lint's post (he'll understand), because I feel it's important to let you know that if you take his kind offer up and with his German-British family ties don't mention the war.
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Better still check out the Irish forums there is a cross dresser called scrubs.. Plan is simple.. Ask him to fly to you, marry him to get an Irish passport then divorce him cause he's a man and tell the court you got duped....
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RE: Tights
My granny used to turn her used tights into draught excluders by stuffing them full of old newspapers..