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RE: Fish on Good Friday

Manu, come out of the closet (we know you aren't happy)...Admit it, every full moon you wrapp a goat skin around you and chant to the full moon.





Noooo thats for the optics. Read between the lines. Women admitting they're having or had 'meat' today.. Other's not so lucky.

I, myself have said there is something about the smell of fresh tuna that brings back many good (nearly said happy) memories. As for chewing a good salty kipper....

RE: Fish on Good Friday

I'd like to know why Christians called it 'Good Friday' when their main man got crucified....

RE: Fish on Good Friday

Just...Scraping the barrel but i guess you were in the right ball park..

RE: Fish on Good Friday

At least twice a yr for practising Catholics. You forgot 'Ash Wednesday'.


The Church emphasizes the penitential nature of Ash Wednesday by calling us to fast and abstain from meat. Catholics who are over the age of 18 and under the age of 60 are required to fast, which means that they can eat only one complete meal and two smaller ones during the day, with no food in between.

RE: Fish on Good Friday

I like chewing a nice salty kipper myself from time to time Stan. And there is something about the smell of fresh tuna....

RE: Fish on Good Friday

Nope. I had liver for breakfast.

RE: Man Flu

Easy to beat man flu Mj. Just follow these easy steps...


1...Got to your 7/11 and buy some cold beer , ciggie papers & a lighter.

2...On your way back, visit your local rasta and buy some weed.

3...When you get home, put your beer in your ice box to chill.

4...While in your kitchen get a clean tray*** or an old cookie tin*** and something to use as an ash tray.

5...Now sit down in front of your lappy with the herbs from the rasta, ciggie papers and lighter and watch this video...




6...Once you have 'perfected' the art of rolling a spliff that lights it self, go to your ice box and grab a cold beer.

7...Now get comfortable, roll a spliff, sink your beer and go into the vortex of Google and sweat the man flu away..


***To catch the weed you'll drop.

Guy Sebastian

Most people probably haven't heard of Guy Sebastian (I hadn't until this morning).. Anyhow he's the Australian entry for this years Eurovision song contest.

What happens if the Ozzie's win? Is next yrs Eurovision in Ramsey Street?

Imagine Ireland doesn't qualify for Euro 2016 and the O6C side does..

No. He's from Dublin.

RE: Is this connecting Irish?

You are going about it all wrong. If you want to 'butter up' or simply become friends with an Irish woman. Take this advice..

You live in Malta. O'leary (Ryan Air) fly direct to Dublin and it's cheap. All you need is hand luggage. A change of jeans, few T-shirts, tooth brush & passport and 'slum' it. There are loads of very good and cheap youth hostels in Dub, Cork, Belfast.. and you'll meet people like yourself who are there to explore the Emerald isle and within a day or so you'll find out through word of mouth good and bad places to go. If you do the 'tourist circuit' you'll get ripped off.

Go to Ireland and 'slum' it. I bet you'll end up in a real Irish local bar and you'll find a...


RE: DON'T DO IT STAN!!!

What Sir Larry should do is concentrate on 'the witty's' of this world (the kind who go for the silver fox look in blokes)...

Advice for you Stan.. man to man. If you are ever going to get married.. Sign a pre-nup...

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Weed... I've none left and I'm going to call a rasta and stock up. It's basically the weekend.

RE: An 60c thread for snowy

Will you take an IOU Pedro?

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The Criminal Record Of The British Monarchy

Make you own minds up. i think she was whacked (well assassinated, killed....)


The Criminal Record Of The British Monarchy





RE: Getting married and becoming a Dub

Stop drinking tap water and taking fluoride. I know you are blonde but that doesn't mean you have to act dumb too..

Can't you see an Aprils fools....

The Criminal Record Of The British Monarchy

RE: auld ones

You failed...grin

RE: auld ones

Why do you need to check something out for (if your banned or not) if you said you were only paying a fleeting visit..?

RE: Vote to legalise Cannabis ?

More fact. Not lies, conjecture or myth...




And more......



Some of you out there should take my advice and stop drinking tap water.

RE: Vote to legalise Cannabis ?

RE: What's On Your Mind - Part 25

I'll reply to this point first... (If you want I can go back into the vortex of this place and directly re-quote you and I'll keep it all in context.. ). It's not the first time I've went in to the vortex and re-quote you and proved you wrong. Why did you feel the need to bring the religion** I was brought up with into it..? If I was Jewish, Hindu, Muslim or other would you have mentioned religion?

Would you have said "Stupid bloody Jew, Muslim or Hindu"?

** I don't do religion today. Personally I don't believe in fairy stories...

RE: What's On Your Mind - Part 25

"He said it was liquid faecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

Human poo a mine of precious metals


Never was the expression "where there's muck there's brass" more appropriate.


Scientists have discovered a literal goldmine of precious metals in human poo.

The US researchers are investigating ways of flushing out the valuable minerals, including gold, silver and rare elements such as palladium and vanadium.

So far the group has already identified gold in waste from American sewage treatment plants at levels which if found in rock could be worth mining.

The microscopic nuggets were observed using a scanning electron microscope.

Lead scientist Dr Kathleen Smith, from the US Geological Survey, said: "The gold we found was at the level of a minimal mineral deposit."

She added: "There are metals everywhere - in your hair care products, detergents, even nanoparticles that are put in socks to prevent bad odours."

The metals find their way into the body and end up being excreted and going down the toilet. At sewage treatment plants they are concentrated in left-over "biosolids", more than seven million tons of which are produced in the US each year.

RE: What's ur fav 80's movie?

hijack




RE: Meet at raven point Wexford

Peach, I'd be forced to call in a favour if you banned booze.



Or re-written.....



What about a Paris piss up and feed the rats in the Louvre?

RE: Meet at raven point Wexford

no booze, no go...

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