The young farmer had been at the cattle mart and was not too clean nor did he smell too well when he hopped into the jeweller's shop to purchase a signet ring.
The assistant could not help her automatic stepping back from the smell and, indeed, the young man could not avoid noticing her action but he still asked the young lady to let him see some signet rings.
Unfortunately not all men are sweet like moms apple pie...
As much as most men on this site will come out and say they don't cheat, given the chance most actually will. There are exceptions but 50+1% will cheat if they thought they'd get away with it.
(PS... can you goto Golf Mike alpha thread and pay your respect to The General who recently passed away... He even introduced a song about good ladies like you)
I agree. Some people let themselves go and are unsightly.. I've seen some horrible beer guts..
I'm always wary about people citing tourists for acts of vandalism. it wasn't tourists who ran amok during the recent austerity marches in Spain causing millions of Euro worth of damage but the local natives.. kettle, pot and black spring to mind.
Vote the people and police chiefs out who make and enforce the laws and introduce fresh blood..Anyway soon Spain will be Taliban again and booze will be banned..
Peach I'm here to inspire good people like yourself not to fall of the wagon. My line of thought is simple if you stopped drinking etc.. then there is more for me.
I can't buy that. No one (man, woman or beast) is going to tell me what to do or not.. I decide for myself..
In the UK & France the local Taliban have their own set of rules and the PC brigade of both countries are to afraid to upset them and let them do what ever they want..
I don't use cups (unless it's got got coffee in it)..
Generally cans under the bed. Bottles cause to many accidents, you always run the risk of one breaking and glass everywhere and sometimes the head is great first thing in the morning and I don't want to end up in A&E with blood dripping from my foot.
If i have a hair of the dog, I pick up where I left of and go on a bender..
Wild rovers are tame.. I'd rather be a hell raiser ...
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<---have a drop of Earl Grey to wet your whistle...
Why does Matla....
Truth be known I was rolling a spliff at the same time... But you understood what I meant and that's what counts.Now why does the lava rock have names of places etc.. that look like the have come straight out of a Star Wars movie..
Anymore of your lip and I'll press a button and zap you..