Why does Matla....

Smoky it's on the bucket list...



But first I want to learn how to say somethings correctly and Twinny and Lilly are helping me abit by giving me free online lessons..




Some of the men folk aren't friendly to me on this thread. One even called me FRENCH!!!! And other upstart got a bit lippy and I zapped him for a while to show hi who is the boss of this thread.. But I decided to give him another chance and warned him 'no ore dissent'. Maybe they are jealous of me chatting up the good women who live on the lava rock in the Med...


All that aside, how's married life treating and I hope your man thingy is still bringing you breakfast in bed on a Sunday morning..

RE: Farmers children three times more likely to go to college.

Stan with all the tax breaks etc the Irish farmers get does that mean when I go back home my burgers with double cheese will be cheaper?

France whats going on......

French sheeple, whats wrong with you lot? Are you afraid to voice your concerns about your country going down the drain? Let's face it, it's not great at the minute and you lot, not me, voted the plebs in..

Make your own mind up...

Just received this and it's excellent...


RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

peach what you'll have to do is write the URL down on a piece of paper and type it into your browser manually....


Everyone else can copy/paste

Make your own mind up...

This fella did (get a break)....

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I know loads of Africans who use only their hands..

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I'll stick with spoons...

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I can make burgers with double cheese, doesn't that count as cooking..

burger burger burger burger burger burger

ireland

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I can't use chop sticks, lord knows I've tried.. Just can't do it. I find rice easier to eat with a spoon...



France whats going on......

France's Cabinet Dissolved

France has entered uncharted political waters after the prime minister, Manuel Valls, presented his government's resignation amid a political crisis triggered by his maverick economy minister who called for an end to austerity policies imposed by Germany.

The prime minister, a social democrat who has been compared to Tony Blair, acted with characteristic swiftness in a bid to reassert his authority. His aides had let it be known on Sunday that the economy minister, Arnaud Montebourg, had crossed a "yellow line" for his dual crime of criticising both the president of France and a valued ally.



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You vote out Sarko and vote in Hollande.. But when you put a monkey in a suit it's still a monkey. When are you going to vote in politicians who know how to fix the economy (and don't blame the Germans). France is big enough to be self sufficient.

I can't vote because I refuse to take French nationality.. I'm Irish and proud but I've to pay my taxes like the rest for a bunch of fools who haven't a clue in what they are doing..

The only thing Frankie H knows what to do, is butter up women..

RE: Dreambox

I had it installed and took it off cause I don't watch TV much. The links I gave will work properly if you follow the instructions and your Lappy or other has the power..

If I need to watch soaps I goto Filmon and hit UK channels or myiplayer (which has all the Brit freewiew and USA channels)

XBMC will work perfectly on 'puter, USB or you can burn it to a disc..

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Peach,

Trying to make me feel guilty wont work.. I can cook. I just don't see the point when I can phone for a Chinese or get one from my freezer ready made..

Why does Matla....

I will give this one a go tomorrow...

Ma nitkellemx bil-Malti


I'll get there or die trying... Just out of interest, do Gozinians have a different accent from Maltesers...

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

If I started to cook for myself I'd put the fast food places out of business and I don't want to make anyone unemployed.



I've no idea where the cow came from all I know is it tastes lovely fried in my pan (no I don't grill) and covered with cheese.

RE: Dreambox

Is it one of these boxes that streams loads of Tv and movies.. ? If so buy one, they're easy to hide.

As I said before all you need to do is install XBMC onto your hard drive with two or three decent repos and you're up...



Takes all of 5mins to install and 5-15mins to download (depending on your internet speed)

As Fraya said before it can be put onto a CD/DVD or USB...

Why does Matla....

While the jury is still out, I'll dig out a few Maltesian phrases and post a voice thingy up tomorrow sometime. And I'll have another attempt at 'Xewkija'


Give me a heads up how does a q sound? In France the G sounds like a J in English and the I sounds like E...

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Very rarely.. apart from burgers with double cheese. Peeling spuds and veggies etc and waiting for joints to cook in the oven.. Nope. I have been known to open a can of soup in the odd occasion.

Why does Matla....

Was I even close?

Why does Matla....

Click the link...




So 'Siggiewi' sounds kinda like ..... sigg-ee-wi

And 'Swieqi' should be something like... Swee-ge

Hopefully 'Xewkija' goes like... Shew-ki-ja”’

Why does Matla....

Could be arranged.. I'll vocaroo (online voice recorder) myself and I'll do my best.

And I'll do it in the order I posted what I think they sound like in my Belfast accent..

Gimme 10 mins and I'll dig out a mic and probably end up embarrassing myself..

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Chicken in black bean sauce and egg fried rice straight from my freezer in box...

thumbs up

RE: Looking for a nice girl from farming background.

I meant wellies but I suppose it's hard to puck with out a willie.

RE: Looking for a nice girl from farming background.

Do the women in Cork puck with or with out their willies on?

Why does Matla....

Ramses, you are un-zapped. But any more dissent and you'll be silenced.

Why does Matla....

I was rolling a spliff and listening to some French fool on the radio trying to talk his way out how crap the Gov. is..

Then got a bit lippy twice so I zapped him from my thread..

Why does Matla....

Thank you.. Not bad for my first attempt.. grin

Why does Matla....

So 'Siggiewi' sounds kinda like ..... sigg-ee-wi

And 'Swieqi' should be something like... Swee-ge

Hopefully 'Xewkija' goes like... Shew-ki-ja

Why does Matla....

I told you no lip or you'll be zapped... grin

Be gone...

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