Yes, I don't know why most people find that so hard to believe . If something is dead, it is just that, unless you believe 'Weekend at Bernie's II,' was a documentary.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,seeming impervious to it's slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Un fortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconciousness when to her great fortune....Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
I see your spelling has'nt improved any, are you sure you have your name right? By the way, I think you're ridiculus yourself. that has'nt changed either.
wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)
RE: All I know for sure.
I agree with you there....everyone, once born, has to die; but not everyone will pay taxes.