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RE: Why are you still single?

I think you will find that is an observation not a judgment. It is true that you always complain about women and aren't positive. You are not a bad person, any idiot can see that, but you don't seem to be in a good place to try starting a new relationship. I think most of the women in here have had something to say about your attitude, are you saying we are all wrong? If you look at this place like a small demographic of the real world, then there are a many different personalities with the same opinion. hug

RE: Dinnertime

bouquet Glad to hear it kiss

RE: Why are you still single?

Standards that obviously lead to the demise of your marriage because here you are in a singles dating site. Clearly your standards aren't quite what was desired by your partner, so what makes you any better than anyone else in here, male or female? dunno

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mom.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'

Mummy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

RE: Random Comments IV

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Random Comments IV

I don't think i wrote the last one quite right either. uh oh

RE: Random Comments IV

A bit of reaming isn't strange at all where i work tongue

RE: Random Comments IV

It's a secret, but I will give you a hint...what ever you are thinking, it is way better than that. wink

tongue

RE: Dinnertime

I am at work and I was running late and didn't prepare any dinner so it is the emergency can of chicken and corn soup. roll eyes

RE: How soon do you want to become a non-single?

giggle I was trying to find a nice way of saying the same.

RE: t-shirts

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

RE: t-shirts

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning too. laugh

RE: t-shirts

If we are what we eat, then i am fast, cheap and easy.grin

RE: t-shirts

I lost my virginity but i still have the box it came in. cool

RE: Random Comments IV

The twister wink

RE: make the next word rhyme

hoover

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

sentence

RE: the pre fark orf - fark orf thread

gotta pack up at work and go home. moping

RE: When I grow old......

doh Dammit, i meant to quote one of Saucyas' posts roll eyes

RE: When I grow old......

applause I totally love your username, sounds...... saucy as love laugh

RE: The First Word that comes to mind cont....

roast

RE: Why are you still single?

Email me where you live, maybe we can make a meet come to you seeing you have trouble getting around. wink

RE: make the next word rhyme

never

RE: Random Comments IV

Can you talk with your mouth full and breathe through your ears? grin

RE: make the next word rhyme

forever

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

wishes he was a woman and tucks his old fella between his legs to pretends he is.

RE: Random Comments IV

daydream mmmmm, wish I had a man like that laugh

RE: Ask something, anything at all ..

No, I already ate and I am at work.

Are you a good sleeper?

RE: Random Comments IV

owwwwwww blues Do you look like you have 2 heads now? cool

RE: the pre fark orf - fark orf thread

Ciao for now wave

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