akaRALF Forum Posts (1,360)

RE: whats great about where you live

Sounds like you have seen more of it than I have lately.

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

my place is always like that

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

I am always scared of what the kids will get me so I tell them not to worry about it, instead I make them do everything.

RE: any nice guys from sunshine coast or close

Run like the wind, Bullseye

RE: Pet People

Please don't tell me which one was which, the visuals are already going to give me nightmares.

RE: Pet People

That would be a British Shorthair Shallowgrave Blue at my place.

Just kidding, I hate seeing cruelty to animals but they are all the things I would despise in having a cat. Normal people might find that stuff cute, I would find it irritating.

RE: any nice guys from sunshine coast or close

I had the paperwork all ready and signed a week before I could actually lodge it and posted it so the postman would be knocking down the door of the court to deliver it the first day I could get the ball rolling.

RE: Favourite Romance songs

Ashley - Escape the Fate

RE: whats great about where you live

I am on the Melbourne metropolitan fringe and it is less than an hour to Melbourne, Geelong or Ballarat so I have the best of city, country, surf and turf at my fingertips. With a population of around 20,000 people, Bacchus Marsh has everything I need, there are schools, a hospital, most shops you need. It is not too big but not too small, unless you want to hide. Bacchus Marsh makes the news in Victoria a bit for people getting lost in the Lerderderg Gorge where they go hiking and car accidents through the notorious Anthony's cutting which is currently having a bypass constructed.

In saying that though, my heart is in Queensland. I really miss living in Cairns especially after just visiting Darwin.

RE: Pet People

I love animals, I find them amazing but I do not want a pet. I do not like pets inside, I would hate it if they shared my bed, I don't like hair everywhere, I don't want the responsibility or the expense or the extra work and I don't need another personality vying for my attention. I don't want to have to worry if it has escaped, biten or scratched someone, torn up all my possessions, pulled the washing off the line, barks all night or pissed on the carpet. I don't want to put the responsibility onto someone else if I go away. I can't stand the smell of kitty litter or pet food and don't like having to dodge land mines outside. However if I met someone who has a pet, as long as it doesn't become my responsibility and they don't own a zoo, then I could live with that.

And sometimes I find animal people as bad as religious nuts with trying to convert me to become an animal person.

RE: New and Improved HAPPY BIRTHDAY thread

Have an awesome day, get pissed or laid or both, whatever makes ya happy

RE: Random Comments IV

Better get back to work i suppose besides this stupid slow internet stick is pissing me off

later gators

RE: Random Comments IV

Wow, that is wonderful news. So happy for the pair of you.

RE: Happy Birthday Ralf !!!

Hey Kez. Not exactly a party but was definitely pleasant, nice and relaxing which is about all I want at the moment.

RE: New and Improved HAPPY BIRTHDAY thread

Looks like I missed this one too

Thanks again everyone and MBR Luv ya's all

RE: happy easter

Thanks Ruggedguy. Happy Easter to you too. Why am I always typing Eater instead of Easter?? One tracked mind I guess.

I had a wonderful day with my piglets and family. I had my sister and her 2 kids and Mum and her partner over for lunch while we waited around for another sister & partner to come with her baby's first Easter day Awwwww We had leek and potato soup which I made and was really good and then I had my Mum and her partner back over for roast beef for dinner which was really good too. Who needs chocolate to get fat when you eat at my place. I don't really like chocolate though and even seeing all that chocolate today made me want to

RE: Brisbane and surrounding areas

We try to mix it up, share the wealth between businesses rather than inhabiting the same watering holes. We do usually however pick a central meeting place that is easy to find so the odds of losing someone is minimal, and have a contact number for people who intend on coming in case they get lost, are late etc to avoid delays or taking off and missing someone who has attempted to make it. I don't think we have lost anyone yet although a couple of times I have been a bit absent of sound mind.

RE: CS Forums

Yeah I keep saying that, but tomorrow never bloody comes!!

4 more days until I hit Darwin, then screw the world and everyone in it!! (well for a week anyway)

RE: June 11- NIGHT OUT IN MELBOURNE

It will scare me when i stop thinking

RE: June 11- NIGHT OUT IN MELBOURNE

I think we have her hooked now

I reckon we need some fresh meat too. I reckon we could get Normal to give it a plug closer to the event on his radio station.

Gawd, now the cogs are ticking, maybe we could take a party to the Radio station!! Have Normal organise one over there and advertise it on the radio as a massive singles event, get some local entertainers, have a theme night....the imagination is running overtime!!

RE: June 11- NIGHT OUT IN MELBOURNE

I am all signed up now

RE: CS Forums

I am just on the go at the moment, feel like I have someone behind me with a cattle prodder and if I slow down I am gonna get it.

RE: Brisbane and surrounding areas

We do have fun here is Melbourne with our get togethers, whether they are big or small. It is a great opportunity to see new places, try new things, meet new people and just get out of the house. Unfortunately a lot of people are too stuck in the safety of their cyberworld to take a chance. Not sure what they are afraid of...maybe people actually getting to know them??

The New South Welshmen/women are by far the worst for not organising anything. Shame slackers, shame!!

RE: CS Forums

I wouldn't know been too busy to even get in here much lately. I have been able to shoot off a post then I have to go again.

RE: old flames

I hope you have a wonderful Easter Hopefully that is a first step to some happiness for you. Best of luck.

RE: old flames

You deserve to be happy and maybe this is the opportunity to at least get you back out there, even if it doesn't work out. Considering your situation it may be very helpful to you on a personal level to explore where this path with someone you already somewhat know. It may be a bit more comfortable and easy for you to let your guard down and let yourself enjoy life and what it has to offer.

RE: old flames

Hey Minxy, obviously you made an impression!! I reckon you should go for it, what is holding you back? Fear? You may be missing something really great, clearly he has never forgotten you but my only question is what happened way back then that you parted ways so quickly? Is there good reason that you shouldn't go back?

RE: Happy Easter To All

Happy Easter to you too Kezza. Enjoy your break, watch those nuts on the roads.

RE: the pre fark orf - fark orf thread

I think I better go to bed, I am a bit pissed after a bottle of red and i have to go to the dentist bright and early

Nighty nite gorgeous people and thanks for the laughs.

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

A SHORT LOVE STORY........

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,.......... 'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own f---king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.