akaRALF Forum Posts (1,360)

RE: would you stay if

You're only as old as the woman you're feeling.

RE: would you stay if

Upwards and onwards young man

RE: Are Tattoos and body piercings a turn on or turn off?

Ahhh my eye, my eye!!

RE: easy being single

I give great ones too.

RE: easy being single

I reckon training them up is the fun part. The getting naked in front of someone different is pretty bloody horrible though.

RE: I am not responsible for your happiness

yes we are all responsible for our own happiness but surely you go out of your way to make your partner happy also.

RE: Are Tattoos and body piercings a turn on or turn off?

My 15yo has got his tongue pierced. He pestered me for ages but he wanted his lip pierced but I was not going to allow any visible piercings so we compromised and he ended up getting his tongue done. He is currently annoying me to get stretchers in his ears to which there is no way in hell I will allow. The thought of a floppy ear lobe grosses me out!! He can decide that when he is responsible for his own decisions. My almost 17yo also wants a tattoo. He wants song lyrics on his ribs. Fortunately he can't find anyone who will do anyone under 18.

RE: the pre fark orf - fark orf thread

over 'n' out

RE: make the next word rhyme

legalised

RE: easy being single

Hi gorgeous

RE: How soon do you want to become a non-single?

Oops I voted wrong I was voting in a generally speaking term rather than a where I am at term

I am not really sure that I would consider anything less than 6 months a committed relationship. I think it takes that long for people to be comfortable enough around each other to truly be themselves.

RE: easy being single

All those awkward moments you wonder how your new partner is going to take it. eg, morning breath, farting, peeing with the door open, first fights...getting over the awkward, embarrassing moments.

RE: Dentist

Good luck, I hope it goes a bit better next time.

RE: would you stay if

Some of us have to be sensible, not me though

RE: Dentist

stoner

That would be funny as seeing you looking like a space cadet.

RE: Dentist

Maybe you should have reminded her who was paying her wages.

RE: Dentist

Maybe go to the doctor and get some valium or even a sleeping pill for before you go in.

RE: Dentist

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now my mouth hurts just thinking about it

RE: Your fav Kiwi/Aussie songs

Did you get sick of Red Rooter?

RE: hello

My kids showed me that one last week. I thought that poor little dude was going to end up a wee horse from all that calling.

RE: hello

Now you've got that song stuck in my head, and the worst part is that it is the only line I know It is like a broken record....make it stop!!!

RE: make the next word rhyme

defied

RE: make the next word rhyme

stride

RE: Random Comments IV

ewww @ cheese

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

SXC has medectophobia, I'll let ya google that one

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Has agoraphobia and her dates have to come to her because she cannot leave her home

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

She is a closet lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that)

RE: Dinnertime

I got some green sausages from Leonards last week. They look gross but sounded really good, chicken, spinach and pine nut. I also bought some orange ones, satay chicken, but i haven't tried them yet.

So I got home from work and got the usual from the kids, 'what's for dinner' so I told them green sausages. The 7yo starts carrying on, yuk, I am not having green sausages. So I told him they would be really nice and he had to try them. So he scoffed the lot and then when I asked them what they wanted for dinner the next night, I got told green sausages.

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

keeps a bedsnake bat on her bedside table

RE: The First Word that comes to mind cont....

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