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RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

Why do i feel most comfortable with this look Does my butt look big in this?

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

Nah , I am used to that.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

I feel weird being Blonde. It is like my brain isn't connecting with....well anything. Is that normal for a blonde?

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

you should take your own advice.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

You nearly look like one of the greeting cards we have at work that you lick and watch her clothes disappear. Now that would be a good party trick if you could pull that off.

However I think enough pulling off will be done tonight.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

I've got plenty of grease so don't fuss too much

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

just make sure you hit the right spot

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

or with that outfit on, I might borrow your pole

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

depends where you're sticking it.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

I seriously love your outfit Shell.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

Anything you like, I am too scared to defy you.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

Bluejay, you look beautiful.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

hahahahaha, bussysboy, I don't know whether to laugh or be scared to.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

I am a little up in the air as to whether I can help you or not.

RE: is communacation important in a relationship

by the sounds of that, he is not wanting to commit too quickly but rather take his time. I think that says that he really doesn't want to rush things and may be afraid of getting hurt or he has other options he is weighing up and doesn't want to get too involved in case something better comes along.

RE: Sanctuary

My b'day is the 26th. Maybe we could organise a WA meet up.

RE: is communacation important in a relationship

Well maybe he really isn't that into her, or he could just be a tightarse, not good at communicating, time poor...hard to tell without knowing the whole story.

You would assume though that if he thinks the relationship is going to go anywhere then you need to make an effort for that to happen.

RE: is communacation important in a relationship

Well in that case, I would assume there is a lot of communication as you get to know each other and are excited to do that. I think the more time you spend together face to face, the less time you spend communicating via other means.

RE: is communacation important in a relationship

What he said

RE: is communacation important in a relationship

Depends on the relationship. I would hate to be hounded on the phone, but then again, I think I am missing the "I love talking on the phone" girlie gene. Information calls only from me, I rarely just ring anyone for a chat.

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

prefers to freeball

RE: Sanctuary

hmmm, it is my birthday in April, maybe I should shout myself a trip

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Wednesday 9th - 7pm - LINGERE PARTY

I hope nobody will be wearing the same outfit as me

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Now this is a man's BBQ!!!!

BBQ RULES
We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

9 months later!!!

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend...

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." Said Bob..

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,'I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

I was born ready

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

loves checking out his skidmarks before washing his undies

RE: Sanctuary

Isn't that a contradiction in terms there...no brats!! I would need 2 suitcases if I have to BYO toys. might just have to go freehand.

RE: oh oh read me!!!

You go girl!! We want a full comprehensive report after the fact.