RE: Supposing you won a REALLY massive amount of money on the state / national lottery would you think a

I think with that kind of money I would be the next " Charlie Sheen " . . . buddies shimmy danceline flirty drink pouring boogie dance

RE: Global Gag Rule: Its the Trump LAW

The little one on the left is even cuter > . . . . . ! . . . . .smitten

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

Why should we become a state ? We have the best of both worlds now !

RE: NAME ONE GOOD THING THAT HUMANS HAVE DONE TO HELP OTHER CREATURES ON THIS PLANET

Well you have to look at all the space that the other animals we have extincted left for them to roam around in ! ! ! bunny . . . . .cats meow . . . . bunny reindeer dancing dog chicken

RE: Tell a true story nobody will believe

Tell a true story that no one will believe ? . . . . confused

OK , Donald Trump is an honest man and only wants what is best for the country and the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . What ! . . . . . . . you don't accept " alternate facts " . . . .. wow


Well at least I got the " nobody will believe " part right ! . . . . . . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: who is Donald Trumps best friend>?

The mirror ! . . . . . love . . . . .And not just any mirror, but the one that tells him he is the fairest in the land ! ! ! ! . . .love love

RE: Can't Have it both ways: Conflict of Interest

Oh don't worry about it ! He will find a way to lie about it , and if he does get caught doing it he will just deny he ever did it like he always does . As a pathological lying con man he is one of the best .

RE: President-Elect Trump's Promise Turn To Compromise

If that is all she said then I suspect I should feel lucky for getting off so light . . wink

RE: President-Elect Trump's Promise Turn To Compromise

She might have thought she was but I can tell you she wasn't !

RE: President-Elect Trump's Promise Turn To Compromise

I only wish that you where around to tell that to my ex wife ! ! ! . . . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: President-Elect Trump's Promise Turn To Compromise

As an engineer, I worked this one out with a pencil . . . professor

RE: President-Elect Trump's Promise Turn To Compromise

You are absolutely correct about past Presidents lying . I recall one who said that a country had something of mass destruction and we should go and invade now before they use it on us . . . . . laugh laugh

RE: Cancel the election and JUST GIVE IT TO TRUMP?

I think that by now the " don't trust anyone over 30 " crowd would have learned not trust anyone at all regardless of age ! ! !..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Trump the comedian & His surrogates mind readers? WOW!

I really do not know what is the the more idiotic here , The fact that a Presidential candidate doesn't even know that a Supreme court judge can not arbitrarily suspend any amendment to the constitution or the people who listen to him not knowing this either ! ! !

I know that you don't have to be very bright to believe his rhetoric but I would like to believe that they have some knowledge of how government works . . .confused

RE: Crazy old cat ladies

Dear Kaybee50, So it's you that is hiding all those former Commie now terrorist spy cats . I'm calling the FBI . . .

RE: Would Donald Trump make a good President

I think that Donald Duck would make a better one !

RE: Crazy old cat ladies

It's a well known fact that all the cats who live with the " crazy old cat ladies " where actually agents of the former Soviet Union sent here to spy on us ! They take up residence with crazy old ladies as not to arouse any ones suspicion to there activities . Now that the cold war is over they have switched there spying activities to ISIS .

Beware! of former Commie cats who are now active spy terrorists . . . . . cats meow cats meow cats meow cats meow

RE: Desperately in love?

Dear Jana, Sorry but I thought you where someone else . I suspect it was a case of mistaken identity and just wanted to confirm my suspicions . Thank you anyway ..>teddybear

RE: Desperately in love?

Dear Jana, I really do not think I can help you in your problem but I was wondering if you had been here ( in Cs ) before .

Are you the same one I knew about two or three years ago . You can reply to my private mail so as to not air anything in public view . I think you also know who I am .

RE: another shooting

Just remember " guns don't kill people, Governments kill people "

RE: Why Why Why?(((

Dear Primavera Spring, Yes I did check out your profile and I think that my assessment of the question was correct . I can see why most men would pull up your profile .

Well be that as it may, I'm way too old for you and I'm already happily taken to start anything in a more personal way . Perhaps in another life !. . . . .

The Grouchy Gringo::teddybear

RE: Why Why Why?(((

Dear Primavera Spring , I can't claim to be 100 per cent accurate on this but my guess is that they like to look at women from other countries and if they find someone who is attractive they pull up the profile for a better look . You have to admit that you are rather nice looking woman and I can see your profile being visited quite often .

I can imagine that it is a bit frustrating at times but it is only the downside to a good thing . I also suspect that it is better than not being visited at all .

RE: Can this latin woman be loved?

I don't think I can help this particular person but I do know that in my life I did my best to love as many of the lovely Latin Ladiess as I could . . . flirty shimmy flirty pointing

RE: Turkey to Russians.. Violate my air space,for 15 seconds,shoot your planes down.

Maybe the Turks are just in a nostalgia mood like the time the Russians shot down Powers in his U-2 . I guess what goes around , comes around > > wow

RE: name the patron saint of your country

The patron saint of most countries is the dollar !

RE: what did Hillary accomplish

It might be more reasonable to ask what she didn't do . She didn't perpetrate a mammoth lie to start a war for the benefit of the oil companies . She didn't turn a blind eye to all the unregulated excesses in Wall street thereby sending the country into the worst depression since the thirties . She didn't pass legislation that totally ignored the constitution . She didn't make it easy for American companies to ship there operations overseas thereby gutting the life blood out of whole towns and cities . She didn't give all the top two percent a non needed tax break at the expense of everyone else .

Yes her record looks pale in comparison to the actions of others .

RE: Mars.... Who is going to be the First to put someone on Mars?

I can't say as to what country will be the first but I can nominate the logical pick of astronauts . It should include G.W.Bush and OJ Simpson . That way Bush can continue his search for the " weapons of mass destruction " and OJ can look for the " real killer " .
wink

RE: Mars Mystery Solved

OH WOW ! I wondered what he was doing all these years, looks like he has been working secretly for NASA .

Looks like there is nothing left to solve now .

RE: enemies............

The greatest enemy of mankind is womankind catching you with another womankind ! ! ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Letter To Putin

I'm really glad that I came here . I didn't know that France "ALLOWED" Germany to run over it in the second world war .

Boy ! Silly me , I thought it was because the Alies where out flanked by the German Panzer spearhead . I guess all those newsreel photos of the fighting was really just propaganda .

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