My fat coyote is trying to scratch her butt on my leg, yay, and I'm wearing shorts...double yay. The other two are trying to kill each other, with full sound effects.
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”
Here's a disadvantage to being a redneck....(and yes, we're in Jersey, too!)
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Hear about the poor guy from Poland who stood in the wrong line at the courthouse (Where you have to go get get your registration renewed here) and ended up married to his Volkswagen?
Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.
I was incorrect. China was who I had in mind. They were ahead of us in 4 out of five, but not oil, yet.
Can't find the reports for '06.
Top 5 are US, China, Japan (Which is a huge consumer for it's size), Germany, and Russia.
And to Fun Guy, I don't WANT an alternative. I do not want our troops pulled. I'm all for MORE being done.
But you criticise what is going on without offering a better solution. We were just looking to see what YOU could do that would be better, and how you'd go about it. But since you would rather be leaderless, well, I guess you're just hanging around to aggravate.
Same here, but they might be at work. They'll be back, though. They can't let this go. I'd like to see what they have planned, even if it's just a cut and paste from their favorite Dem. leader.
I'm not Psycic, but here's what i see happening....
Next election we'll have a Demecratic president (god save us). They'll start withdrawing troops, as promised in their speeches, but just enough to make a show of it. Iran will do something silly, or Syria, or one of the others, maybe even something big in Iraq. Possibly even something here (Although I hope not.) then the new leader will attack the offending country with the same fervor we had after 9/11. Stating that if Bush had target the 'right' country, none of it would have happened. Everyone will be supportive...for about 5 minutes and then we'll be right where we are, only worse. I forsee them reinstating the draft among other things.
We do not live in a 'police state', but it's coming.
And I'll fight it here, in the voting booth, and everywhere else I can.
Hopefully time proves me wrong.
I do not enjoy attending the funerals of friends who died over there. But to see people protesting the war at funerals (It doesn't happene around here, you'd better believe) just pisses me off. But I will continue to support our war efforts. And our current president.
I hear people saying we don't need this war I say there's some things worth fighting for What about our freedom and this piece of ground We didn't get to keep 'em by backing down Now they say we don't realize the mess we're getting in Before you start your preaching let me ask you this my friend
Have you forgotten how it felt that day? To see your homeland under fire And her people blown away Have you forgotten when those towers fell? We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden Have you forgotten?
They took all the footage off my T.V. Said it's too disturbing for you and me It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say If it was up to me I'd show it everyday Some say this country's just out looking for a fight Well after 9/11 man I'd have to say that's right
Have you forgotten how it felt that day? To see your homeland under fire And her people blown away Have you forgotten when those towers fell? We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden Have you forgotten?
Now I've been there with the soldiers Who've gone away to war And you can bet that they remember Just what they're fightin' for
Have you forgotten all the people killed? Some went down like heros in that Pennsylvania field Have you forgotten about our Pentagon? And all the loved ones that we lost and those left to carry on Don't you tell me not to worry about bin Laden Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten how it felt that day? To see your homeland under fire And her people blown away Have you forgotten when those towers fell? We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout bin Laden Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?
--Darryl Worley
Apparently some of those who post here have....or just don't care as their own non-sense agendas are a priority.
Iraq supported Al Quida, and I feel they should be just the begining of this. Iran, Syria, and other countires who harbor and support world-wide terrorist should be stopped. They're not just attacking the US. They're after ALL of us.
I have only seen one respose from the other side on how they want to solve this. Part of our problem is that their leaders are in hiding. Otherwise we'd have them. If we put them in a room together, let them kill each other off, there would still be fighting in the streets as their own people would fight to replace them and continue the fighting. That is what we're dealing with now.
I'm still all for a door to door, cave to cave, country to county, search to drag them into the light of day and shoot them.
And there ARE British, and Canadian troops over there. And many other countries.
I'd still like to hear what you plan to do when we start pulling troops, violence continues to escalate until no area is safe. When troops from all countries are gone and they've destroyed everything we've built back so far. When it's unsafe far a woman or child to walk ANYWHERE in that country. When the other countries we're against escalate their violence because they feel we won't step up and help the defenseless.
When it gets to the point we HAVE to go back, this time without a foot hold.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails , he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
Here's one I tossed out earlier, but I still think it's hi-larious..... {And definately goes in the Redneck/hillbilly/kiwi thread}
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go......" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
Some nitwit is living in a house, driving a truck, and using everything I bought and my ex-wife managed to get court ordered to her. They have everything I owned I worked hard to be able to obtain, and still want more.
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