99% of my wrong numbers are from telemarketers looking for the 100,000 different people who apparently had the # before me.
So, I'll just toss in a call I made that made me smile.
I called a client and a little girl, maybe five, answered. I asked for her mommy and she, in a very cheerful voice, here is the jist of her end of the conversation... "Mommy's in a meeting with the contactor! (contractor, she was building a new home) They make funny noises like when Daddy's here. I hope they get done soon, I let puppy into the ridgerator and he made a biiiig mess. I've got eggs in my pants 'cause I want to be a chicken when I grow up! I'm going to go lay them on the couch! bye!"
Boy, were you never a sailor! Eggs? But it's okay. I think most people don't pay close enough attention to their little ones. Some of the funniest and most insightful things I've ever hear came from little kids. This is good, thanks.
I slept until ten, (If you don't count gettin up at 8 to let the dogs go potty) Then I bought a new $150 tire for my truck. Had a hamburger, fries and shake at Whataburger, saw a rather nice General Lee. Then I mowed the yard. Visted my moms. Bought Groceries. And now I'm here to see who wants to molest me!
Hope everyone else is has high hopes for the night!
Last: Stephen King's "On Writing", again. Currently: Fun: Robert Heinlein's "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" Study: Brian Green's "The Fabric of the Cosmos"
Shoot 6'7" is bad enough, but I would be better off than short people who never knocked themselves to the floor trying to duck through a hatchway! And yes, the occasional ceiling fan or doorway is a pain in the...head. I can't drive sports cars. (Or many 'full size' cars.) Finding jeans and slacks is always fun. But you do get to do things on top of the fridge that short men can't manage! Or the hood of the truck. And women get to wear those high heels without worries.
Full of good information, don't mind getting a little dirty for those who love to use me, and always good for a suggestion, but don't get too upset when you screw up, and always a good scapegoat when things go wrong.
A newly married couple are coming home from the church in their wagon. Their mule stumbles and the man grumbles, "That's one." A few miles down the road, it stumbles again. "That's two," the man adds. About halfway home the mule trips again. The man stops them, shoots the mule and starts walking. His new bride starts throwing a fit. The new husband waits until she's done and calmly says, "That's one," before continuing home.
I think the woman in the starter to this just earned her second warning.
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RE: Yet another one
Funny Funny.