alabamabebe Forum Posts (4,404)

RE: Forgiving GOD...

It's ok hon, go ahead and be as mad at God as you need to be right now, he can take it. When you're ready, he'll still be your best friend and be there for you. Scream, yell, cry, cuss him out if you need to. I promise you won't get struck by lightning. It'll be ok once you get it all out.

RE: hi everyone

Hiya Annie, welcome to the funny farm!

RE: What's your favorite thing about being single?

You can keep the liver! Now steak and onions is another matter! And all the garlic I can eat!

Best thing about being single is making my own decisions, determining my own outcomes. I have loved the last 2 1/2 years just for the aspect of learning that I can do things that no one thought I could! Living well is the best revenge!

Leave it to the Irish

C'mon Indy, don't try to make this political!

RE: My own 10 commandments

Very good DD. It's going on the fridge.

RE: What, what I ask, is better than a movie-nap on the couch???

Takes company for that spicey, but I agree!

RE: What, what I ask, is better than a movie-nap on the couch???

I've fallen asleep twice trying to watch 10,000 BC. Reckon I should send it back to Netflix or just keep it from now on?

RE: When a man love a woman............

He'll let her be herself. 'Nuff said.

RE: Lose weight quick

Sugar Busters, or one of the many variations.

My simplified version. No added sugar in anything. As little white bread and flour as possible, only whole wheat and grains. Fill up on fruit and veggies. Don't worry about fat so much, sugar and simple carbs are the enemy. Good for the blood sugar also.

And get out and exercise! Just a walk is good enough, just do something. I lost 50 lbs this way 3 or 4 years ago, and have kept most of it off just by avoiding sugar like poison, which it is.

RE: whats that youre eating?

Oh god that sounds good. Shoulda stopped for pizza on my way home last night.

Still doing coffee. Good morning all!

RE: Things you never say

So did Keith Whitley. Loved his voice. I'm No Stranger to the Rain still makes me wanna cry every time I hear it. Cause he's gone and the person I enjoyed the song with is too. For the same reason ironically.

RE: Does the writing skills affect your interest?

I don't really mind a few misspelled words, I'm the queen of typos. But I do like to be able to understand the message. I've read some profiles that made no sense at all. One or two short sentences with not punctuation, c'mon, we are communicating in writing here, trying to attract a date or a mate or something! If you're not capable of that, find somewhere that being illiterate is not an obstacle!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Yep, that was me, the one and only!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Ya might've waited too late to hit this one, the girls are all about to call it a night. Unless Dori's still up for it!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Hi Jen, fixing to do the same.

And no Des, that wasn't redneck. Try again!

RE: worth the trip

What's wrong with frog legs? I mean I've had em and wasn't all that impressed, but don't see anything weird about it. Strangest thing I've ever eaten was bear meat, it was good!

I've always wanted to try rattlesnake, what's it taste like HJF? And please don't say chicken!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

No need Des, a Fla accent will do just fine!

Not really, y'all sound like Yankees from all the snow birds down there. See if you can pick up some redneck words on the way up!

RE: Snoring

OMG, hate to admit it but I've done that!

RE: Apoligize??????

Should I apologize for cussing them out while I'm showing my feelings?

I hid my feelings for so many years, even from myself, that I like to say what's on my mind now. If someone can't take that, then we don't need to be together anyway. Think maybe I've swung a bit wide on this one lately, but no worries, I'll level out!

RE: Snoring

Don't mind a little snoring at all, and anybody that sleeps with me better feel the same way.

Now one thing I can't stand is teeth grinding! The sound is like nails on a chalk board to me, plus it seems like someone has a lot of pent up frustration or something, I could be wrong, it's just my perception of it since my ex got to doing that the last couple or three years we were together.

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Sorry I had to run you off, I didn't mean to!

Leave it to the Irish

to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear...


Thoughts from across the pond...

An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States ! On one side, you have a pants wearing woman lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies??

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Get what, the screw? I wish! Doesn't even have to be Puerto Rican!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Ah, I'm still here, just out crusing the room, checking out the crowd ya know!

Hiya Hank! And yeah, I said SCREW!

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

Hiya Stewie!

Let's hope that isn't needed for a looooonnnnng time!

RE: The Bar Is Open.............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Hiya gang, just in from work!

Got me a Cap'n Morgan and OJ going on. I call it a Puerto Rican screw!

Hey. I've had one of those!

RE: Hey I'm single and I'm looking for someone special

Join the freakin' club! Oh right, you just did!

Welcome to the funny farm. Where we have fun while we're looking!

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

I Want to stay home !!! and not have to go to work today!

RE: Do you know what people think about you?

Thanks, you're the sweetest! (on the cheek )

RE: Do you know what people think about you?

Not really. My friends like me, don't know about the rest of the world ... or care.

Not likely anyone'd tell me if they didn't.