A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me?" The hunter said, "Sure," and headed for the car. While walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer had said OK, he said "No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old cuss a lesson." With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. As he exclaimed, "There, that will teach him!" a second shot rang out from the passenger side. And, one of his hunting buddies shouted, "I got the cow!"
That can't be pleasant. The worst I hurt was being burned. Had gas wasted all over me and I was having a smoke, then was just a wall of flame and it was torture.
I bet we could write the ultimate horror movie with our dreams
I haven't been burned at a stake but everything else plus being in a explosion, ran over, flesh rotted off, nuclear radiation. The strangest was the flesh being rotted off.
I have supposed to die many times but nothing seems to kill me. I just keep going on. Its still a creepy feeling though when you are watching the bullets rip out through your stomach
My medications have a effect on my dreams, usually not good. Since the med change a few weeks ago, the flavor of my dreams has changed. Still dark and disturbing but different from as it was.
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Fun, lots of fun lol.