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Get in!!

I taught him all he knows banana

Get in!!

Only seen his DVD's but he's probably the biggest Comedian in the UK and probably Europe.. Holds the World record for the biggest live audience

Get in!!

The old Seabiscuit just got a phone call from his local paper telling him that he's won a competition..

2 tickets to see Lee Evans on Friday

banana banana banana

RE: looking for same thing.

The signs are there indeed Bren... All signs show I'm a real man

RE: looking for same thing.

There you go then..

RE: looking for same thing.

Nah I'm more of a Bourbon... Full of sweet goodness

RE: looking for same thing.

C'mon don't deny it, we're on to you now... This biscuit is not for turning, dipping yes, turning no laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

Yeah yeah I'm on to you! You want to lead poor innocent Seabiscuit down a path dont you

RE: looking for same thing.

So you mean never then... laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

Yeah alright, I know what happens at Spring Break wink

RE: looking for same thing.

Makes a change? Behave laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

Exactly! It's like putting a penny between 2 Jewish guys... You can't resist!

RE: looking for same thing.

I don't guide anyone down any sort of path, unless you mean a healthy righteous one...

RE: looking for same thing.

See.... I was lead down it again..

RE: looking for same thing.

HOW VERY DARE YOU laugh

Mickey Mouse was asking for it though

RE: looking for same thing.

I never would! I'm an angel

RE: looking for same thing.

Pay no attention to Bren, he's a bit of a rogue.. Everyone else will echo what Zella confirmed I'm sure

RE: looking for same thing.

Bren, wind your neck in laugh

Scarlett don't listen to him, he's just bitter.. It's not his fault though all of his people (Dirty reds) are laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

New we'd get you eventually laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

Oh god I hadn't thought about that... Hmmmm time to post an article in the local rag.. laugh

RE: looking for same thing.

Tis his job now then..

We also need emblems to go on the badges...

RE: looking for same thing.

I liked his but I don't know if I could work with a member of the dark side laugh

RE: If you’re pet could talk what would it say

My Cats would say..

"Oi monkey boy! see that food? see that bowl? put 2 and 2 together and get me fed..... NOW!!!!"

RE: looking for same thing.

laugh

Like them, Bren.

''A biscuit that loves to be dunked''

RE: looking for same thing.

And? laugh I'm a Northern lad exiled in the South.. wink

RE: looking for same thing.

They do seem to have deserted don't they..

Right! New members it is then! We just need to work on them actually saying more than one line per day yawn laugh

We need a campaign motto... Any ideas?

RE: Well...Saturday night!

Seabiscuit was the drunkest man in the South West

RE: what would you like to do with the person above

Help her understand the English tongue better laugh

RE: describe yourself in one word

Fantasticallyfunnysuperblookingcreationofgod

RE: favourite comedian?

Not easy to pick a single comedian as a fave but I'd have to say Peter Kay..

Though the likes of Billy Connolly, Jack Dee, Lee Evans are all genius's..

A couple who are very very funny but not so well known are Russel Howard and Carl Barron, have a look for them on Youtube, you won't be disappointed.

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