Seabiscuit Forum Posts (1,644)

RE: Would you Marry?

Only if you buy me dinner and a few beers first

RE: If I ran for President?

You have already failed... You could never abolish discrimination.. See lying already, your a true politician already

If you had to...

Some would say looking like I do Christmas arrives everyday.. Of course the people who say this would be nut jobs

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

That bike has been reported stolen and I'm arresting you for theft of a motor vehicle and dangerous driving. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to be speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

PC Biscuit back in front!

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

"Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster? Is it a monster?"

NO! It's Seabiscuit into the lead!!

If you had to...

A man who has everything? That's not me... I don't have a set of walkie talkies

If you had to...

Behave lady, you know that was a confession

If you had to...

I know! About time time you started thinking of someone else for a change

If you had to...

We'll see when the time comes... And as for my pressie?

If you had to...

And what message would you like on your tombstone?

If you had to...

You sound like my Mum when she used to say "go to your room and think about what you did"...

Besides, I have a mirror, so will have to be a different pressie

We'll discuss your B'day pressie nearer the time

If you had to...

Buy me a present.. What would it be and why?

Shameful attempt at boosting the old ego, but lets have some fun eh

RE: If money was not an issue

If money was no option...

I'd buy houses in the most expensive Cities in the world, buy the flashest cars, clothes accessories etc... I'd have some mega fit page 3 type hanging off my arm ready to tend to my every need..

Oh and I'd fulfill my dream! I'd buy Everton FC.

Keegan bloopers

'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.'

'The ref was vertically 15 yards away.'

'There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody's got their own opinion...'

'Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.'

'This could be a repeat of the final.'

'The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it.'

'I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.'

'England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.'

'They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different'

'Despite his white boots, he has real pace...'

'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...'

'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.'

'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'

'...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.'

'One of his strengths is not heading' (of course, one of Keggy's strengths is not talking)

'Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.'

'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'

'The tide is very much in our court now.'

'Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.'

'That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved.'

'I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.'

'A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off.'

'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'

'The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.'

'That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong.'

'I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon.'

'Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries...'

'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'

RE: Southern Meet up & get together ?

Why the surprise Mike?

As for the meet we don't want it in Landan tahn with all thos cockerknee geezers avin a right old bubble.. No no, it needs to be a bit further West in a place a little more refined

RE: Southern Meet up & get together ?

Mike, good to see you back! Hope all is well.

There was a meet up in Cardiff fairly recently, don't know if there has been one any further down though

RE: describe yourself in one word

Humbled

RE: Tarummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm here!

You been talking to my ex?

My sister

Back briefly before continuing with the wake.. Just wanted to thank everyone for the support.

Did the reading, managed to hold it together just about until they lowered her in to the ground and we said goodbye for the last time, that bit beat me.

Gone but never forgotten, always in our hearts.

My sister

Is that a good or bad thing?

My sister

Recently lost her baby at 27 weeks, we have the funeral tomorrow and I have been asked to read a poem for her.. Have no idea how I'm going to do it as I cry every time I read it!

Here it is..

Daddy, please don't look so sad,
Mama please don't cry~
"Cause I am in the arms of Jesus
and He sings me lullabies."

Please, try not to question God,
Don't think he is unkind
Don't think He sent me to you,
and then He changed his mind.
You see, I am a special child,
and I'm needed up above
I'm the special gift you gave Him,
the product of your love.

I'll always be there with you
and watch the sky at night,
Find the brightest star that's gleaming,
That's my halo's brilliant light.

You'll see me in the morning frost,
that mists your window pane.
That's me in the summer showers,
I'll be dancing in the rain.

When you feel a little breeze,
from a gentle wind that blows
That's me, I'll be there,
planting a kiss on your nose.

When you see a child playing,
and your heart feels a little tug,
That's me, I'll be there,
giving your heart a hug.

So Daddy, please don't look so sad,
Mama don't you cry.
I'm in the arms of Jesus
and He sings me lullabies.

RIP Lilly. Uncle Stephen Loves you x

Get in!!

Been and gone I'm afraid... However, I may have been convinced in to taking you with me

RE: who is your favourite tv cop?

I'm not a big fan but love that copper

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Whats this on the side of the path? Is it? It can't be... It is!! It's a life sized photo of the Biscuit at the beach.. Surely it will distract the other contestants!

Another fiendishly clever trick by the Biscuit as he once again slips in to the lead

RE: who is your favourite tv cop?

Chief Wiggum

RE: my mailbox

I have a similar problem, every time I log in it says I have new 'friend' requests but alas there is nothing there..

Also have an issue with my mailbox.. No bodies emails seem to be getting through to me.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

"Look over there"!! Shouts Seabiscuit as he slips past everyone into the lead.... What a cheeky scamp this biscuit is proving to be.

RE: Macedonia vs Scotland

It's always easier to play in a colder climate I found.. The air isn't as thick (if that makes sense).. I used to play at a decent standard, unlike the Scottish

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Aaaaaand the Biscuit slips through on the outside and leads by a nose

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

As the self proclaimed (and by Zella) 'daddy' of the boards I see it as only right that I win..