A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make her truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
I met my last boyfriend when his construction crew was doing work in an office in our building at work. I was the only single girl in the office. So, my co-workers conspired to get us together. The one girl went out into the hall when he was out there & told him I liked him. Then he gave her his number to give to me. We were together for 3 years, then broken up for 3 years, then got back together for 3 more years. Now we're done for good. Ironically, we've been broken up for 3 years, as of yesterday.
If I could live forever, I'd love to see my decendents being born & growing up, becoming productive, good people. I'd tell them what life was like 'back when'.
I'd also like to travel & see different places in the world.
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RE: What song are you right now? PART 2.
Someday We'll Be Together ~ Diana Ross & The Supremes