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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

My brand of love is painless, total and forevermore.
Tom Diamond

Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

I guess I need some lessons,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Tom Diamond

Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Well Darlin, I haven't done it yet been heer a few days or 4.Guess I need to go out tonite for some two stepin and alongneck or two. Thing is I don't try to start relationships with gals in clubs. Too risky nowadaze. like to have a gal to take with me. That's a hoss of a different color.
Tom Diamond

Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Gotta Diamond brand to place on some girls heart. With all the lovely darlins out there,there must be a gal for me.
Tom Diamond

Who has all the toys ?

I use to think I had enuff toys to get me thru' my childhhood. However the longer I've been alive it seems like I always want more. Why ?

Diamond

RE: Who should pay for the day, on a first date ?

I sorta kinda think the first date is up to the party involved. I had a date tonight to get acquainted. We met at Starbucks. My date offered to split the cost of about $9.99. She offered I refused. She said she will pay me back next time or buy me a Starbucks next date.
Of course the date was successful or why would she have offered a pay back? I think tips are there and if attention is paid by both people they'll know if the date is repeatable.
That was her offer.
I guess just depends on the situation and issues which might or might not arise.
Just my Op.
Diamond
As fer me? I always pay the Dating Bill regardless.

RE: Dress Code for People Over 50

I guess you would think 61 is old but not to me.I'm just gettin started,the best years are yet to come.
Tom Diamond

RE: Dress Code for People Over 50

Lookin' for love in Texas

I am new on the Forum and looking for my new lifelong true love. I like Country Western dancin' along with those Bud Lites.. I am an original explorer of Texas. I don't have to or need to work. Do you like to get out of doors and breathe fresh air ?
If so, then Texas has plenty of it.
Diamond

RE: A drunk is at the door..

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man , I have to give you something.

You won the bet How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!