Diamond123 Forum Posts (460)

RE: gotta love those texans!!

RE: gotta love those texans!!

Gaters, Cows and Hurricanes

Gaters, Cows and Hurricanes

The Banana Test

The Banana Test




There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel who come along. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.



Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully .... and try and answer within 30 seconds.



Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis.









If your answer is:
The lion = you're dull.
The chimpanzee = you're a moron.
The giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
The squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.


A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!!!

Don't it make yuh think ?

Hot enuff fer me,lOL............going to the Stagecoach Sal0on,drink a few and do some Dancin!!!!!!!

Gaters, Cows and Hurricanes

Don't it make yuh think ?

Verified with www.SNOPES<http://www.snopes/>: ?????

IN ORLANDO LAST WEEK, AT A CITGO STATION REGULAR WAS PRICED
AT $3.82 PER GALLON. THERE WERE NO CUSTOMERS. HOWEVER, ACROSS THE STREET
WHERE I FUELED IT WAS SELLING FOR $3.85 PER GALLON AND ALL PUMPS THERE HAD
CARS WAITING TO FUEL.


Have you noticed how the Citgo signs have disappeared in the
past 7-8 months? Very clever move by Chavez. But guess what CITGO IS
CHANGING ITS NAME TO? This is serious Americans...make sure you read.

NEWS FLASH:

Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by
Putin. The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory
in Venezuela to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout
the Americas

Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in
Venezuela for him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already,
before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of
warhead types aimed at.... Guess Who?

CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing its name to PETRO
EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent
publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela

Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS gasoline
will be used against you, your basic human rights, and your freedo ms. He
will start wars here in the Americas that will probably be the death of
millions.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT because Chavez is starting to feel
the loss of revenue from his holdings. HE OWNS CITGO. This is a very
important move which everyone should be aware of.

ANNOUNCED JUST RECENTLY, CITGO, BEING AWARE THAT SALES ARE
DOWN DUE TO U.S. CUSTOMERS NOT WANTING TO BUY FROM 'CITGO-CHAVEZ,' HAS
STARTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF SOME OF THEIR STORES TO: 'PETRO EXPRESS.'

DO NOT BUY FROM 'PETRO EXPRESS'!

'PETRO EXPRESS' IS ALSO 100% OWNED BY 'CHAVEZ.'

KEEP THIS MEMO GOING SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IS
HAPPENING.

BOYCOTT 'CITGO' AND 'PETRO EXPRESS'.

MAKE SURE THIS IS PASSED ON TO EVERYONE IN YOUR E-MAIL LIST

RE: Confession booth.

Woof !

After Three Years of Marriage

After Three Years of Marriage

Okay,new joke

After 3 years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with ??"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit !!" Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four,five,six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen..............................

Are You a National Treasure ?

ohh, I almost forgot ,I'm Scotch Irish too !

Are You a National Treasure ?

I'm Swede,,Finnish ,, Texan,, Budweiser,, Broke & Hard-up,,,,,,

Are You a National Treasure ?

Are You a National Treasure ?

Are You a National Treasure ?

Are You a National Treasure ?

Are You a National Treasure ?

only to my bill collectors

Are You a National Treasure ?

Are You a National Treasure ?

If You Had Three Wishes

Just say for G.P. you knew in advance you were destined to be abandoned on a deserted Island someplace in the world but didn't know exactly where , when or by whom, yet you were told you'd get three wishes granted to take with you. What would you wish for?
My three wishes would be;
1). I would wish for a beautiful woman.

2). I would wish for the very finest White Wine.
3). I would wish for a bottled Genie to take us off the Island to a destination where we would live happily ever after.

Now it's your turn. Humor is always welcome.
Enjoy the challenge. It's a tough one.
Tom Diamond

Dinner and Dancing, Romantic Foreplay ?

Dinner and Dancing, Romantic Foreplay ?

Hell darlin,when they move Michigan to Texas,,

Dinner and Dancing, Romantic Foreplay ?

Dinner and Dancing, Romantic Foreplay ?

Myself, I'd favor Taking my darlin' out to the dinner of her choice and perhaps some dancing later. Is that considered Courting ? Or is it considered as another form of Foreplay ? I mean, shouldn't there be some consideration of hand holding and communication exchanged between couples before they burn the barn down? So isn't the above actual Foreplay ?
Any opinions out there ?
Thanks,
Semper fi !
Tom Diamond

Ice Cream Headaches For Me And My Hound

I like Ice cream and so does my Hound. Especially Popsicles. So I'm wondering if Dogs get Ice Cream headaches ? My Hound sure eats Ice Cream fast.
Wonder what one would expect the symptoms to be like ? She is also single, fixed, age,80. Red collar, Gray muzzle with plenty of old age lumps n bumps. Wgt. 54 lbs. Happy to stay at home.
Likes chasing toys, birds, Rabbits,Lizards and anything she thinks she can catch and then some, especially Cats. She is a real couch potato and really likes Potato Chips & Gummy Bears with me. She also enjoys sleeping upside down. Hates a bath. Shakes hands,sits,lies down and watches me at my Computer. Barks at the door when the bell is rung. So,what should I watchout for incase of an Ice Cream headache ? Ideas welcomed.

RE: Tattoos / body art

You'd be surprised,,,,,,,,,,the older the better! I like( Love ) some of those older darlins.They know egzactly what their doin'!

New Blonde Joke

I apologize to everyone for such a( tastless) bad joke.
Kindest Regards

Powerful is a Woman

I mean my joke is a typical dumb Blonde Joke,Yikes !

Powerful is a Woman

Powerful Women

Live your life in such a way
that when your feet hit the
floor in the morning
Satan shudders and says,
'Oh, sh't...she's awake!'



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New Blonde Joke

I meant( Blonde ) too,,,,,,,,,,,,what a typical dumb joke,,