I think there are those who think I have a pretty good senseof humor! I just don't like Mr Bean!! Now I saw Powan Atkinson in a movie. Something with Maggie Smith and Patrick Swayze. I thought he was great.
My last wife told me one of the reasons she left me is that I wasn't possessive enough. She said women want a man who is a cave man at times. I told her she did right by finding dsomeone else. I don't want to possess or control anyone
I still have no idea what waterboarding is except it was used by Atilla the Hun against the Jews in Yugoslavia in cooperation with Sadam in the Palstinian wetlands
The same applies to "honesty". Seldom do people really want you to be honest. They want honesty on their terms. "honey, do I look fat in this dress?" Don't dare answe honestly
When my last wife baked a cake, it was awful. While cleaning up, she said what can I put over this cake? I said Dirt. That's honesty!!
I love to cook, too!! But then I have to eat what I cook....well you see what it has done to me. I used to be short and bald.....now I'm short fat and bald
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He said he will pull the troops out of Iraq and send them to Afghanistan!! That's peace and unity???
RE: Now I have seen it all..
She will be if she moves to Arizona!!