saoirse65 Forum Posts (3,338)

RE: Im back

Welcome back

Dude..where's the Car???

Listening to Ray Darcy this morning and they were talking about trying to find your car in a car park if your remote key was out of range.
Solution...
Open your mouth and place your key under your chin. Press Button and you will have a much wider range than the standard.
Seemingly this acts like an amplifier
It was on the radio so it is absolutely true
It is not only women who forget where they parked

RE: say somthing nice about the person above you

Fantastic, funny and Genuinely caring person...a real Gem

RE: OMG

Exactly which is why people got so annoyed, I think. The comments that girl made appeared to be unwarranted and unsubstantiated. It does not appear that she knows the people that she insulted personally. So I have to say that I can totally understand why people got so ticked off. I myself found her comments to be asinine but there has been enough of that on here lately so I figured why start slinging mud. Again jmo.

RE: OMG

Well I have never been made to feel like an outsider since I joined here and I have to say that I find everyone here friendly and good craic for the most part.
It is hard to be welcoming when someone arrives and goes on the attack immediately for no apparent reason.Not that I think that there is ever a good reason to launch an attack on a public forum where people are just trying to have a laugh. JMO

RE: OMG

Well said, just because some people appear to have a problem with others having fun on threads I agree that we should not stoop to their level.
Just a shame that they would rather criticize than Join in.

Big Cheers and to the nice asses on here...which by the way I didn't get to see Damn internet connection.
Big Cheers to all the parents on here who do an amazing job

to the people who do not appear to want to join in and be positive, actually that is a bit harsh. Maybe they just need a chance and some encouragement to join in the fun

Oh yeah S. What the hell were you thinking putting your picture up

RE: back again its me

Welcome back, I am very sorry to hear about your loss.

RE: just want to know from the ladies

I always try to reply but sometimes if I get kicked off line or something I dont get back to it and I get lazy. So apologizies to any considerate people who have sent me a flower and have not got a reply.

RE: do anyone know about scoliosis???

Great to hear good news.
I hope that you and your son have a great Summer and that he gets to enjoy all of his Summertime activities

RE: i need help

Well hopefully no one on here knows her or else this could be seen as a breach of confidence.
It might sound like a cliché but I have always heard it said and from recovering alcoholics that it is only the person themselves who can take the first step. All you can do sometimes is stay in the background until the person is ready to seek help.
I am not an expert however so I dont think I can be of any help.

RE: i need help

Maybe it is something that she feels she has to take care of by herself.
I would think that all you can do is let her know that your offer of help is there if she chooses to accept it.

Hangover Cures

Jeez...could make a fortune selling those kits. would include a mankini repair kit also...heard there were problems with DG's mankinis in the past.
Would also include a wetsuit repair kit just in case

Hangover Cures

Yeah, it could be part of the CS Party survival kit..

Hangover Cures

Hiya Ciaran
Nah think in this weather it is just the Man U Mankini

Hangover Cures

Well I dont really have one but I am just planning ahead in case I have a hangover on Sunday
So what is the best hangover cure?
Well actually I used to find that a Bloody Mary worked okay

RE: Exams

Hiya Nuala,
Yeah, looking forward to Saturday, should be a laugh..Hope your House of exam takers is not too stressed

RE: Exams

That is crap, they have to sit it on Sat morn instead

Surgeons

five top surgeons were discussing their favourite patient to operate on

first surgeon
"i like to operate on accountants cos when you open them every thing in side is numbered"
second surgeon
"no way,i prefer an electrician cos every thing inside is colour coded"
third surgeon
"the one for me is the construction workers,they never complain if things take longer then you promised"
fourth surgeon
"give me a librarian,cos every thing is in alphabetical order"
fifth surgeon
"no way your all wrong the easiest person to operate on is a politician,cos when you open them up
theres no guts, no heart, no balls,no brain,and no spine,in fact there are only two moving parts,the mouth and the arsehole and their interchangable

Robbed this from somewhere else....not being capable of original thoughts myself

Oh yeah...before the grammar police arrive... I did copy and paste

RE: Flowers Blocked

Oh...are you a bit of a botanist?

RE: Flowers Blocked

They have gay flowers?
Should have paid more attention in biology

RE: Best car

Hey there toodles doodles...How the hell are ya?

RE: In the dog house!

Hey there Dreamangel..Looking forward to seeing you on the 6th..

RE: Best car

Oldsmobile Cutless Supreme
Google it
It was bigger than any bedsit I had lived in when I lived in Dublin

I now drive an opel Disastra..

RE: Have you got a Crush for sumone on CS?

Aw...no knicksers...oops nixers

Shiney Happy People

Bah...Humbug...are you a Summer Scrooge
Anyway...How much could a Sunshine levy cost us...Now if it was a Rain levy...we would be really screwed

RE: Cork Langers!

"On the Banks of my own lovely Lee"
Love that song...
Some of my friends are cute Cork Hoors

Shiney Happy People

Isn't life great
Really nice weather, I had a lovely day at the beach. I am sitting outside now just chilling and it is so peaceful.

I know that in general there is recession..depression...all of that negative stuff but isn't it nice just to enjoy small everyday things that the Government cant screw up on us...well not yet I hope.

Hope that you are all having a nice Bank Holiday

RE: Have you got a Crush for sumone on CS?

Well, yes I do..but I dont crush and tell

RE: STRANGE BUT FUNNY PROFILE

Mrs. Doubtfire?

Beach Bum

Hi Mary,
Had a lovely chilling day, read, listened to music...I did see one really fantastic guy...but he shunned my advances...
He was really cute... about two years old but had good taste cos he was wearing a Cavan Jersey