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All Aboard The Drinking Bus

Oh...jeez...who's this getting on with the ham sandwiches and the flask
Oh no...it smells like egg and onion sandwiches

All Aboard The Drinking Bus

Oh yeah...good luck with that...Minniemoo stole the loo roll to pad out her....muscles
Can you reach that coors in the overhead thingy please FF.
Being 5 ft. isn't all it's cracked up to be you know
Oh yeah and you wouldn't throw us down a pack of peanuts would ya?

All Aboard The Drinking Bus

Jeez...Thank God that FF stopped the bus in Westport... I was gagging...and damn thirsty too
I dont know any pubs in Cork...oh yeah....that place where they give you a butter knife to cut the limes.....Stop The Bus...

BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

Hang on...is this not supposed to be movies?
The invisible man between your legs

BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

Hiya Toodles
Leeson Street Lady between your legs

All Aboard The Drinking Bus

Well the bus doesn't drink ..obviously..well maybe a bit of unleaded...
Now Passengers, we are starting in Ballyshannon and Going on Tour.
So you all have to hop on board then take it in turns to pick a town and a pub, we stop in each town for a pint.
We have no Sat Nav, just a battered old map so it doesn't matter in which order we hit the towns
Just a few cans on the bus to keep us going between towns and a few pringles. Oh yeah, I got a bus with a loo

Okay, first stop Dicey Reillys Ballyshannon

RE: Right its party time

Yeah, we will fill up a minibus and go on a drinking tour

RE: Right its party time

After the day and evening I had... I am going to drink some pub dry at the weekend
Who let the Derry Woman in
Hiya K

BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

When Harry Met Sally Between Your Legs
Hiya K

RE: Right its party time

Hiya N...wanna Heineken...theresh a wee drop left

RE: Right its party time

Nope...jush sortin out the Heineken keg Hic

RE: Right its party time

Well thanks for coming looking for me and helping me out
Nearly killed me having to drink that keg of heinken at the bottom of the stairs....Who brought that...Modern fairy?
I was only going to drink a few pints..hic ..out of it..hic..just to make it a bit lighter to get up the schtairsh..hic..but..itsh nearly empty now..hic

RE: For Bluebelle4000

Hey there
Glad the first day went so well for you
That crazy cousin of yours is having a party on another thread...
She found an old bottle from an old belles spells do

RE: Right its party time

Listen lil upstart..(sorry just like calling you that )
Ye old doc said that the exercise is good for my arthritis...it was the sea breeze made me do it...blame Allan...and Courtney Cox
"Are we Human...or are we Dancer"

RE: Right its party time

Just a sea breeze...nothing fancy Thank you Allan
My internet is really slow couldnt risk checking the link and missing a free drink now....it's the Cavan blood

RE: Right its party time

Havent checked link....is it Courtney cox?

RE: Right its party time

Dont mention wee Danny....sure isn't he the reason for my alcohol consumption...
Where's flick with that rose west coast cooler?

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Not my fault that I look so young....
Oh by the way far from chatting to wee Daniels mammy, I was avoiding her....she sneaks in every evening for a drop of the craythur for her arthritis you know....hmmm....well far be it from me to judge....even though I have a legit reason for my alcohol consumption ....

RE: Right its party time

Sorry lads,
Forgot my ID and they wouldn't serve me
Back in a bit

RE: Right its party time

Okay...heading for booze now....here's a few bottles to keep you going in the meantime....
Not entirely sure what they are....no idea what the green bottle is but the purple is one of Bluebelles....left over from another night....strong stuff...

RE: Hello!

Hello Roisin and Welcome

RE: For Bluebelle4000

I just want to wish you the very best Karen.
You are a class act and I am sure that your shop will be too.
Go Get them

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

Aren't they just...sure I would never get asked out if it wasn't for the beer goggles
As for that upstart.....look what she is at over there with the waiter.....wow...he must be double jointed

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

Now now....respect for your elders

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

Well He is a bit dodgy looking Vonney but maybe it is just the Tash

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

See Vonney,.... I knew she was trouble
Bloody waiters....What about all the stories in the Sunday World about Waiters liking auld ones my age
Jeez, I only went on this holiday to get taken advantage of by young Greek waiters

Ah Screw it...bring on the cocktails..

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

mmm I suppose I could use it to my advantage, get tarted up and persuade the waiter to serve me cocktails....Woo hoo...who needs the leggy one

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

You almost make that sound like a bad thing

RE: Two more sleep.....woohoo

Jeez...you dance on a few tables and you get blacklisted for life ....
Okay...Ice Cold Beer please....
And there will be cocktails later

RE: Newbie

Jeez..would renting a parking space not work out expensive?
I have lived in the country for nearly 9 years now so have no concept about having to worry about parking etc.
Good luck with it anyway