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RE: To whom it may concern........

Okay... I do cryptic sometimes
Anyway hope you are well and give me a good book recommendation for a long journey please

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

Okay...Please point out Dave so I can steer well clear of him and his ferrit....Nothing personal Dave...Just have Ferretphobia

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

Okay A.... Tell us more about the Ferrit

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

Jeez No.....Dont tell that Daniel fella anything...I forgot the earlplugs... Please dont make me listen to him. There is not enough Coors in the world to undo the scars caused by being subjected to wee Daniel
Oh make the pain go away Put on the Killers or something

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

ahhhhhhh biddy how are ya!!! sorry for running you over last nighgt in the bus.. I was driving[/quote]
I think you are mistaken... I believe that "driving" means being in control of and knowing how to use a vehicle
Not running over Blue Rinse Biddies

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

Well fair play to you Flick, you certainly know how to get things organized, the last drinking bus we had was a bit of a disaster ...Dont know if I have still been forgiven for doing such a bad job
Woo hoo....see you out the window now...c'mon lads grab the zimmers

RE: THE DRINKING BUS

OMG....Cannot believe you young wans...charging a poor auld pensioner full price
I dont know where we are and dont care, Just someone get me a Coors ...pretty , pretty please

RE: Daily Quiz

I did terrible, I thought that they would let me take the quizzes that I missed too, ah well sure all fun and games and there does not seem to be any real danger of anyone losing an eye..so happy Days

RE: off licence

Oops, dont tell me that we have a human spell check among us... I am quite prone to spelling badly and typos

RE: off licence

It is a measure equal to a quarter of a Pint. The term Naggin is an Irish term, possibly if you are originally from outside of Ireland you would not be familiar with it. The rest of us Paddies all know what it is lol.
Voldka is possibly a typo but I have known people who actually pronounce it that way so it could just be a colloquialism.
Welcome

RE: what would the best valentines idea be??

She can use it as a weapon too

RE: The lets have fun thread!!!!

Now you dont know for sure V....there could be other cross dressers out there

Happiness is....

I am a great advocate for drugging kids, I do it a lot, especially if I feel like having a nice lie in on my day off. The strange thing is that other people seem to have a problem with it

Okay, I dont have kids of my own, so I just drug the kids in the neighbourhood...and people seem to be able to find fault with that....Jeez...Parents

Happiness is....

Now would that be Coffee or CS member..
Just joking...dont mind me, I am in a develish mood this evening..maybe there is more caffeine in tea and chocolate than I had originally thought Evening Everyone

Happiness is....

Okay...nice try there but I did pop on here over the weekend...briefly..but long enough to know that you drug your kids and lock them in a shed til Wednesday of most weeks...
Just joking...sounds like nice chilling time with your kids
...and what is this thing of going on about fantasies and then admitting that you have had your poor cat/dog neutered...how mean
Sorry, just catching up with what I missed over the weekend

Happiness is....

... A Cigar Called Hamlet...
Well actually No, right now it is a lovely cup of Barry's tea and a Curly Wurly ....It's the little things
So what little things make you happy?

RE: Worth reading

Jeez...thought I was in "The Twilight Zone" or something. Clicked on this thread and the posters were all gone
I got the book for Christmas last year and I did enjoy it, had it read in a day or so.
Hi R

RE: BiRtHdAyS............!!!

I was born almost seven weeks early, it was very traumatic for me and I still remember it.... I have had a problem with time keeping ever since ...So... People...dont blame me for my tardiness...it's the trauma I tell you
I also weighed about four pounds when I was born..well almost four pounds or so I have been told... I have made up for that since and weigh slightly more than four pounds now

Happy Days...

I found a milky way...

RE: Thinking outside the box

Nobody let me out, did someone tell you they let me out?...are they watching

Sorry, I just think this is great

Sometimes I think we all get hung up on ourselves,what we look like, who we are... I just love these lyrics and this song..
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

RE: the irish language

Sorry to correct you but should you not have said "IS FUAITH LIOM"?
Why do you hate people that speak english? It is our spoken language?
I love the Irish language and I consider it my native language but the sad thing is that English is our daily spoken language.
Ba mhaith liom a bheith in ann Gaeilge a labhairt gach la ach tá sé caillte agam anois. Duirt thu go ndeachaigh tu ar scoil trí ghaeilge, bhuel ni raibh an seans eigin dom...
Is deacair lena lan daoine Gaeilge a fhoglaim, is deacair lena lan daoine abhracha eile a fhoghlaim.
Is é mo thuairim nach bhfuil an ceart agatsa nuair a deireann tu go bhfuil fuath ort nuair a bhfuil daoine ag laibheart bearla...

RE: Joe Duffy

I am very okay with my height 5'2" or there abouts... When My weight is taken into it... I am a perfect square.. mentally and physically
All joking aside, having seen what DubGuy went through..for medical reasons...why should we care if we are whatever height we have reached...its genetic guys.. Well I think so anyway..

RE: Thinking outside the box

OMG.....There's a box??? Just when I thought that life could not get any more complicated

Five a Day !!

I am so liking this way of thinking
Oops banana.. one and a half points

RE: Its Breakfast Time Again!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all perspective... I wake up at 2pm my breakfast is around 3

RE: Its Breakfast Time Again!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Thanks Paddy,
My little feelings are very hurt...or is that my little felines...

RE: Its Breakfast Time Again!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can you people not be civilized and do brunch???
Anytime after 4pm suits me

Ann Doyle Neck Syndrome

Ah... I am talking about above the waist
Yours can probably be sorted with a wee blue pill

Ann Doyle Neck Syndrome

I was told...but did I listen...oh no...it was never going to happen to me..
While on holidays with two friends last summer..it was mentioned.
They are a couple of years older than me. They are wise people.
They said to me.."It just happens...one day you wake up and there it is"... I laughed it off...
They were talking about the dreaded " neck aging"....
I now plainly see that it has happened to me...Saw it in the photos from Sat night As if I did not have enough to contend with...bags under the eyes..certain body parts being hell bent on being Australia bound....
I refer to this latest disaster as Anne Doyle Neck Syndrome because we can all relate to her...
Henceforth I will refer to it as ADNS....
Anyone else suffer from ADNS????
We could form a support group...wow...good pun Gimme a neck brace