OK (I'm so going to check spelling on this, 4 times)
I try to get down to one of a couple local parks to have a conversation with the Canadian Geese. They generally don't tend to offer up much advice, but they listen really well.
If you try this, you can even play out the birds side of the conversation, you might be surprised what they saw that you didn't
Try not to speak out loud when there are joggers or walkers or cyclists though, I can assure you the looks you'll get are anything but flattering
RE: Someone
damnit, where'd the flag waving icon go?