Paradox67 Forum Posts (1,170)

RE: Obama Rocks! Is Obama a great president or would McCain be better?

Hey DUDE! Still have them on the run I see. They will wake up one day. Hopefully before it is too late.

RE: Zeitgeist

I get tired of telling people. The majority of the population are lemmings.

RE: What is the number one turnoff for women?

Bob you forgot to carry your one.

RE: Jamaicans

Okay. I just looked at your picture, and if he looked more like you we might still be talking.

RE: Jamaicans

I had a Jamaican friend for a few years but we have not spoken in months. I fully intend to take over his country in the near future and share the land with my friend from Coatsville.

RE: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST DAY ON CS FORUMS LIKE?

Well, I didn't piss anyone off. That's always a plus.

RE: drug use

I've been clean for over two hours now. (Kidding) As a younger man I tried marijuana but that was many years ago. I don't miss it.

RE: Do you enjoy 69?

Stop at Collegeville, PA on the way.

RE: I need your input

It was my sister and her husband that I spoke of in my post on page 2 of this thread. I did what I believed was right and I have no regrets about that.

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

Just think of me like the Forrest Gump of the dating world.

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

Well it was more romantic ten the liverwurst. I'll work on it.

RE: Beat the Depression Blues!

I'mm all thought.

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

I bought a woman a slice of French Toast. Does that count?

RE: I need your input

As much as I like to offer advice to people, in this situation I feel better telling a true story about my experience.

A two relatives were living with my grandfather and grandmother for a number of years, and they never paid any bills that I am aware of. Instead, the were putting all of their money in the bank. My grandmother and grandfather who were living on social security paid all the bills.

One day my grandmother passed away when her heart failed and I was informed that one of my relatives yelled at my grandfather just days later because my grandfather asked for rent to help with the bills. I called and asked my relative what was going on and why someone yelled at my grandfather. The relative told me it was none of my business and hung up. I called back and told the relative to pack their things and that it was time to move. I took my grandfather to a lawyer who rewrote the will to state that the live in relatives only get the house after he is dead and only if they pay rent.

The relatives moved and have not spoken to me since. I have never regretted my decision.

RE: Why men don't listen to women!

I was wondering why they keep getting bigger.

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

Yes. I was being sarcastic.

RE: 4 dreaded words we all have heard

If it's "THE TALK", just remember, sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

That was very sweet of her. She must have loved you very much.

RE: What's your opinion on the bailout?

AND WE ALWAYS WILL GET THE SHAFT IN THE END.

RE: 3 reasons not to move to michigan

NEVER COMING TO MICHIGAN.

RE: hey from houston

Welcome to CS.

RE: overweight>...........................

Programming. It is what we are taught. There are countries where men prefer larger women. I like a size 10 to 14 myself but would go larger or smaller if the proportions are right. But that is just my preference.

RE: Why do women seem to have a problem with guys in the military?

Stereo typing. Men and women both do it and it comes from the majority rules mentality. What I mean is that because most people in the military are a certain way, all are treated the same. But the same goes for any walk of life; Computer nerds, Lawyers, etc...

My philosophy is...NEXT.

RE: Georgia girl new to CS

WELCOME TO CS.

RE: if ghost really exist ? how come there are'nt more ghosts than living human beings ? there should be

Maybe there are and you just can't see them. They are ghosts after all.

RE: I'm on a roll............

My niece paid GEEK SQUAD $65 for them to tell her over the phone that she has to go into safe mode on XP to install a driver.

RE: What kind of mentality is that?

I agree. I was only Class B when I drove, but I never tailgated because I know what could happen. In fact I have a picture of the truck that ran over two cars in my area. Not much damage to the truck. People in the cars are dead.

RE: IF CS WERE A PIRATE SHIP

Yes. I want to be the ship therapist. I want to make the wenches happy.

RE: IF CS WERE A PIRATE SHIP

I suck as a pirate! I'm gone back to the farmers market and buying more smoked bacon.

RE: IF CS WERE A PIRATE SHIP

Arrrr! (It's the only thing I know how to say in pirate.)