And now, back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress...
I got the kids' backpacks ready and got them out the door. The ex was leaning up against the truck, arms crossed across his chest, very obviously pissed. "You have a lot o' men in and outta here with their d*ck on fire waitin' for me leave??" I knew I was gonna pay dearly for this...
Then my ex walked in the door and saw me, my clothes all disheveled, and Bob's very obvious hard-on pushing against his jeans, plainly MUCH bigger than his own...
Actually, it was Todd that came by, but I didn't realize he was actually the twin brother of Bob, my neighbour, and that he was just in town visiting for the weekend.
Let's have some fun! I'll start a story, and you all add to it. Make it saucy, funny, romantic... Just please be respectful of the other posters, and have some FUN!!
Chapter One...
It had been such a long day, chasing after the kids, running errands, picking up the yard. I was BEAT! Oh, if only someone would make dinner tonight... Then the doorbell rang. It was Todd from next door, asking to borrow some BBQ sauce...
Thanks, Dru! I've met some really 'cool' women on here that I think I would get along well with. Too bad we couldn't all get together and really have a drink.
Them looking does NOT bother me! My mum always used to say that it would only worry her if my dad STOPPED looking. I just want to know what keeps a man involved if he sees a beautiful young woman. I know it happens! My mum and dad are now married 46 years, and still going strong. What is it that keeps him so captivated with her? And how do I develop that in myself.
Really, hmm... OK, thanks, that's good to know. I'm a little like Dru, in that I try to the best with what I've got. I tend to walk taller and straighter when I'm well dressed. Thanks for your comment.
Thank you! This is the kind of response I'm looking for. I certainly didn't mean to cause offense!
These websites are very frustrating to me. I put my pic up and know that it's not high on the list of 'babes', and that's ok. But how do I 'cater' (for lack of a better word) to the visual needs of a man when I'm surrounded by so many beautiful women...???
The book suggests that it's not necessarily the measurements of a woman, but the effort she takes to be the best she can be for her man. Is that true?
I've read more than a few books on how to relate better to men. One factor that keeps coming up is that they are 'visual'. In many profiles I read that men want a woman that 'takes good care of herself'. Now *I* take that to mean that they want someone young, thin, and gorgeous, and I tend to move on to the next profile cause, hey, I'm 44 and wearing the body of a woman that's had 3 kids. Am I wrong???
Also, if men are so visual, what makes them walk into a room full of people, with a date on their arm, and not simply seek out the 'next best thing', so to speak? What makes them stay with that woman?
COMB-OVERS! Yuk! Ok, Guys? Seriously, bald is WAY better than pretending to have hair. There's a man at my grocer's who's comb over starts right over his left ear, and it's LONG! Poor guy... Wish I had the guts to just tell him to shave it off...
RE: would you buy tobacco,alcohol,etc for an underage kid that you know?
Absolutely not. There are way more years for them to practice bad habits than there are for them to grow strong and healthy.Take them out for ice cream.