Chicken and egg sitting in bed after a bit of passion, Both smoking a cigarette. The egg looks a bit bashful, and the chicken is a bit miffed and says, now we know who came first........!
great jokes, love fireliter's about the tailgating, priceless!
A two year old little boy is having a bath, and as boys do, playing with his 3 piece, he asks his mum, is that where my brains are keeped mum? His mother sighs and replys "not yet darling"!
Sarah, I would be horrified if my daughter married at 19 as I did. I was married 23 years and too many were not so good. Take your time to find the someone for you and if someone is really worth marrying.
The guys here have said it all and they are right,
I'm glad I found this site, so many of you are so amazingly funny and thought provoking! I am still finding little treasures everywhere. Couldn't begin to list my favourites.
Of course men are as nescessary as women. Whatever you all say, you all beleive we need each other otherwise why are we here on a dating site?! Trouble is it's hard to live with them but don't want to live without them!
and for the record I've helped to build a house and run a business. all a waste of time but ce la vie!
It comes to something, when no one can explain their ideal date, because we are all just desparate to have any date! I am going dancing tomorrow night and drown my sorrows!
I think Rose has the answer. Get out some more with the guys! But there's nothing wrong with being friends with the girls. I had more guy friends when much younger, wish I still did! good luck
I've not been replied to and have just concluded that it's just the way it happens, or not. But think I will make the effort to reply even if I'm not interested in the future. Trouble is there are no hard and fast ways of doing things and everyone thinks differently.
At least you have tried to post a picture, I get fed up with guys waiting till you give an e.mail address before sending a photo, which really is not right when they get upset if your not keen on them!
RE: welome back to lets talk about nothing and like it. Come feel free
It's not exactly nothing, but I landed a new job this week and I'm so chuffed with myself and relieved!I just hope I really enjoy it.