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You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

Now WHY doesn't that surprise me? rolling on the floor laughing

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You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

hahaha! rolling on the floor laughing

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

Yeahh! thats would be fun handshake cheers banana

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

hahaha laugh

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

This time last week I was yeeeharrring in Las vegas.. today.. im stuck in the middle of nowhere.. arrrghh!

I want a White Russian! (that's a cocktail.. not a potential date) laugh

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

haha.. sometimes I think people write about their *Ideal selves*... not their *Real selves* dunno

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

Oo Im fine just wondering what I should do on this exciting Friday night, whilst stuck in the middle of nowhere.. laugh

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

Markiz hellooo wave

haha yeah..

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

hahah laugh

You ever get the impression someone wrote their profile drunk?

I blimmin do!.. laugh

Sometimes when you get talking to people they don't seem to be anything like they've 'said' on their profile.. confused

RE: WHO STILL WATCHES CARTOONS?????

I love the fact Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom.. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

Oh yeah I agree with that too.. I definitely have those two little things on my shoulders..

angel and devil

They fight a lot.. laugh

RE: what is it with people wanting your email and number right away?

I have a few email accounts, one REAL one.. and my dummy ones. My real one is for friends/family.
another is for signing up for stuff, and a spare for this kind of thing, but that said, I hardly EVER give it out. .. and as for a phone number woooo.. Even after a long time.. I never tell them the town I live in or my surname either, and I'd never give out my house phone number, mobile only, then if needs be I only need to get a new number. (Regardless of how much I like them)



Scarlett Pimpernel. laugh

RE: It's great to feel this important!!! Thanks

I'm abstaining from lollipops at the moment. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: It's great to feel this important!!! Thanks

hahah Woohooo cheering

RE: It's great to feel this important!!! Thanks

Ship Ooo.. a stalker..

I want onnnnne! very mad

laugh

RE: Feeling happy/sad

Aww I'm sorry you have lost both of them. uh oh hug

I lost my dear mum suddenly a few years ago. I have my dad. one sister.. (12.000 miles away) no grandparents or aunties uncles.. cousins.

On the plus side.. makes for a cheap Christmas.

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

Absolutely.. I also think that YOU are the only person YOU can trust 100% too.

RE: If you would ever marry....

Oo I'd like to do something fun rather than laying about in the sun.. which reminds me.

Some friends of mine recently went on honeymoon to Vietnam.. (did some work in an orphanage)

Anywayyy.. Their tour guide recommended to there a good massage parlour.

They wanted to be side by side but were told they couldn't but could be next to each other in separate cubicles.

My friend said she had just laid down and was ready for the masseuse to start, when she heard her husband yelling from the next cubicle.. suddenly he came bursting into her side, telling her to get up and get dressed, that they were leaving NOW!!

He says.. as he had lay waiting for his massage the female masseuse to start.. she lifted the towel.. grabbed his 'tackle' winked at him.. put a finger to her lips and said 'Ssshhhh'..

hahaha.. rolling on the floor laughing

My friend said he (her new hubby) was FURIOUS and felt 'Totally violated' .. I said I thought it was kind of a good thing, as I couldn't think of ONE man I knew that would have got up and left.. hahah

laugh

RE: stood up

Ironing? what's that? confused

RE: Whats your fave room in your house and why??

My bathroom.. where I can lay in the bath for HOURS.. reading and sleeping laugh

RE: stood up

EXACTLY!.... stuff him.. his loss. scold

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

Oo What the?? .. I only clicked it once honestly blushing

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

haha yeah me too dance

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

haha yeah me too dance

RE: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF???????????????

haha yeah me too dance

RE: Has anyone been to Sharm El Sheikh please?

haha thanks

RE: Has anyone been to Sharm El Sheikh please?

My ex hubby and his GF went there for Christmas... they said it was great. (but expensive) The only thing he didn't like was when they were sunbathing on the beach people would come up and offer to sell them dope laugh But other than that they liked it a lot.

RE: The end of time

hahaha rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The end of time

ermm I don't have THAT many children.. laugh

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