What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?






































The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

RE: Tree talk thread

Didn't work, the letters were supposed to be on an angle.

RE: Tree talk thread

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Personal Inventory.

"know", what ?

RE: Tree talk thread

Tilt your monitor 90 degrees.

Personal Inventory.

I'm the happiest suicidal person that I know.

RE: Tree talk thread

D a m n t h o s e loggers.

Personal Inventory.

And when you find her ? Buy her an ice cream cone and send her on her way.

Personal Inventory.

Maybe not, but I'm in His storage closet.

Personal Inventory.

That is great. I returned to University in my 50's. Loved every minute of it.

Proud of you man.

Personal Inventory.

I've experienced everything that life may offer one. Good and bad. At this point I'm tired and bored.

Personal Inventory.

The approaching New Year seems to bring about a time of reflection for many of us, especially those over 30. What's our bench mark, yard-stick, TV, commercials, Hollywood, the couple down the street ?

You can't count memories, they represent the past, vapor. You can't use the present, because it will change. The future is not here yet. So, where does that leave us ?

RE: I "wish"....and....I "will"

Depends on the society. In western society we are taught to achieve material gains. We are taught to be a one man team and any loses are our fault.

RE: I "wish"....and....I "will"

One can't be all things to all people, but if you bring joy and respect to just a few in your life, then you have achieved much. Contender ? You're the Champ.

RE: I "wish"....and....I "will"

This may seem simplistic, but our lives to date have been recorded in our brains. If we're not happy with the recording, then record over it with new material.

RE: What has been.....

Highlight; still alive.

Worst; lost my business and suffered a back problem.

Change; nothing, it's just life.

RE: Someone to complain about

OK then, oops, just spilled a can of beer over my 2 day old pizza....I think it's pizza. Anyway, I'd love to get together with you, I think. Can we talk by phone for a couple of years first ?

RE: Someone to complain about

I'd love to be the once removed (man in your life by proxy) guy that you can complain about to your friends. I have a few bad habits, but for your sake, I could certainly come up with a few more. Then you can get on the phone with your friends and....."Oh, that stupid jerk, you wouldn't believe what he just said to me.....etc., etc." I am here to serve in the worst way possible.

Like I need another reminder.

Well said.

RE: song memories

Great thread. Thanks.

Thank you.

I'm not leaving. Read the rest of my thread.

Off topic: you are beautiful.

Thank you.

Well now you know.

Like I need another reminder.

I am every age that I've ever been. My body may disagree.

Thank you.

On the left side.

Thank you.

Why what my dear ?

RE: ever happen to you??

Yes.

Thank you.

During my tenure here on CS, I've spewed a lot of garbage (depending on my mood and level of intoxication) and have vowed to leave. Sorry, can't do it.

I have met so many wonderful people here. The parade of beautiful souls continues. People come and go, yet there are always some here who make my day. Thank you.

RE: who'd like to face raavana's BATTLE.....!

Yes, that's why you won.

RE: why would you

Why, have you tried one ?

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