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Len05

A wish

A professor finds a leprechaun, the leprechaun offers him one of three things.
Beauty, wisdom or a million euro's.

The professor wishes wisdom.

A flash happens, the leprechaun disappears and the professor says:
damn, i should have chosen the money...
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Agentbob

Climate changer [ big man on Campus

Le notice: What we have here is the most straight forward, no nonsense writing
to ever appear on a screen.

And eYe can boast like this because all Im' going to do here is quote the former Under Secty.
of the United Nations and connect the hay, oats & nutritive Apple to feed the starving ponies in your pitiful Liberal Hippocampus. Here is the Quote...
[/First World ] ..countries have developed & benefited from the unsustainable patterns of production and consumption which have produced our present dilemma. It is clear that current lifestyles and consumption patterns of the affluent middle class involving high meat intake, consumption of large amounts of frozen and convenience foods, use of fossil fuels, appliances, home and work--place air conditioning [ sic
and suburban housing--are not sustainable. A shift is necessary toward lifestyles less geared to environmentally damaging consumption patterns...[ Rio Summit, 1992i]

And now, the paradox alert! Again, B I G man on Campus. Over 40 years at the epicenter of "Global governance. Godfather of the modern Eco-movement. A man whose surname appears in 94% of my blogs going back to the MD burn ward. A man who is at least 10 feet higher in command [ of Globular group-Think}
than either the current or former President . And finally, a man whom none of you can name even if a large cash award was waved in thy face. Paradox 2. This mans carbon footprint makes Al Gore a corpse by comparison. } Standby..) ) Im from the FBI & eYe just baked a big shit pie....
note 2. NO Cheating. sure google head will give you ream stax on this guy.
But the point is....sum of you are subscribing to the 2nd chapter of the Marx manifesto
and the Climate change religion..) ) yet you have no idea of who invented the Coin of the Realm......doh
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Onthcrestofawave

Plastic shame

A wrote a blog a while ago about the world wide problem of plastic waste...
And although it is something we can do something about by simple measures it received very few comments .

I put this down to total empathy by the blogging community, the fact that it didn't contain TRUMP in the title, or more likely my unpopulatity as a blogger

rolling on the floor laughing

Anyway here is an update

China has stopped buying number 3-7 plastic

Turning a profitable export earner for the NZ goverment (Before the market collapsed New Zealand was earning about $26 million by selling waste and recyclables to China.)into another environmental
problem...

blues
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Hans4711

Sooooo, you really love your chocolate, don't you ..... ?

How Many Rodent Hairs and Insect Parts Are In ...

Here is a very brief sampling of the FDA's Food Defect Action Level list. They begin investigation when foods reach the action level they've set. According to the FDA, typical foods contain about 10 percent of the action level, but others say they contain more like 40 percent.

CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE LIQUOR
• Insect filth: Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments
• Rodent filth: Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs

CITRUS FRUIT JUICES, CANNED
• Insects and insect eggs: 5 or more Drosophila and other fly eggs per 250 ml or 1 or more maggots per 250 ml

RED FISH AND OCEAN PERCH
• Parasites: 3% of the fillets examined contain 1 or more parasites accompanied by pus pockets

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS
• Insect filth: Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples
• Rodent filth: Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

PEANUT BUTTER
• Insect filth: Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams
• Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams

POPCORN
• Rodent filth: 1 or more rodent excreta pellets are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples OR 2 or more rodent hairs per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples OR 20 or more gnawed grains per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples

WHEAT FLOUR
• Insect filth: Average of 75 or more insect fragments per 50 grams
• Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 50 grams


...... blues moping

barf
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DisagioTruvve

Foreign languages

I am looking for a lady(preferable from the UK,Usa,Canada,Australia,New Zealand or other english speaking countries).I'd love to talk via voice messages!
My native language is Romanian but I can speak English,Spanish,German,Dutch,and I am currently learning Japanese,Russian and Tagalog!
So if you are a lady who likes foreign languages as well.I am here:)
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Elegsabiff

How to write good

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. They’re old hat.
4. Comparisons are as bad as clichés
5. Be more or less specific
6. Writers should never generalize
Seven. Be consistent!
8. Don’t use more words than necessary, it is superfluous and dilutes the point to keep on and on saying more than you need to on any particular topic as people could give up and stop reading if you can’t make your point concisely
9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.


(Not my own, this is a lightly-edited copy-paste)

laugh
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Startling new revelations on climate change

Recently completed research could render the 2015 Paris Agreement on climate change a momentous exercise in rushing headlong down a blind alley. In his newly published paper on the chemical constitution and electromagnetic characteristics of the Earth’s upper atmosphere, professor James (Jimmy) Edwards -head of the Spiritual Meteorology Department at Oxford University- reaches a conclusion that could turn much of the World’s mainstream scientific thinking on climate change completely on its head.

While professor Edwards agrees that our upper atmosphere is indeed being negatively affected by so called greenhouse gasses, he asserts they are not the main culprit in global warming. It seems, according to the professor, that the real cause of the World’s changing climate and weather patterns is, in fact, an abundance of human souls trapped in the stratosphere.

With a World population of almost 8 billion there are more people alive today than ever before, but that also means that the number of dying is also at an unprecedented level. It is estimated that the global mortality rate is running somewhere in the region of 55 million per year, and with more than half this number belonging to one of the religions that facilitate the transcendence of the soul -predominantly Christianity and Islam-, we arrive at a situation where about 30 million souls per annum are making their way up into what professor Edwards has unofficially named the ‘purgatorosphere’. A quantity that is simply unsustainable, says the professor.

Although professor Edwards’ claims are being dismissed by many of the World’s climate experts, the UN is taking his findings seriously enough to have appointed a special investigative representative - in the person of Hans Lume, renowned Austrian climatologist- to look into Edwards’ findings and oversee any strategic planning that may be called for. Herr Lume has already informally suggested that some sort of quota system may have to be looked at and it seems likely that all Christian denominations and Muslim sects will be called upon to drastically reduce their soul nurturing activities. He then went on to add that, in the longer term, a truly effective solution to our climate problems would only be achieved through persuading the offending faiths to convert to eco-friendly religions such as Buddhism, where the soul is continually recycled, or the more ancient nature based belief systems where the soul is absorbed back into Mother Earth on its hosts demise.

A spokesman for the International Humanist and Ethical Union commented, “it makes a very welcome and refreshing change for the atheists to be occupying the moral high ground”.

December 2018
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Agentbob

8 parts of speech [ hyperthesis

R A D I O * active * M U S I C * score ....quick look-see at where we are at in the 8 parts..
08. uh-oh [ intj.
- 2. lightning [ v.
06. Sunday school.. the preposition ) ) if you missed the last episode, here bee the cliff notes
.....a.) cloud 9 / temptations
.....b. ) white light, white heat / v. underground ......} from the files of the
.....c. ) here comes the sun / beatles........................Digital dream door
angel Ye Hyper Thesis: All of my research reduces to a self-evident, muy Electro-magnetic, phenoEnema.... Skynet is actual ( ! ), McPeeps.
.. The cosmology of the moment is realized by careful & systematic application of the 13th Century format
A. Grammar is the first science, this eYe know.
B. Rhetoric is 2nd by second for the show.
C. Astrology le tre-- but not today.
Delta. } Music is next at 4. standby ) ) )
E. No doubt math is five-- he can't lie.
06. Look out for this // shit
.....Geometry is sixth with Pi....} Now, using their ( the geo-logy Liberals) rhetoric, eYe summarily scribe the Circle with Ball Point Radio Astronomy. [ Arabic numerals removed today in the interest of Speed...dancing
8 miles high / byrds.......... k i l o w a t t ........ Sunday bloody Sunday / U2
- Gee / crows.....................Y a n k e e .......... - song 2 / blur
Serpent..fire/ EW & fire......A p a c h e .......... Personal Jesus / D. mode
[ Calif. cosmo ] ..................H O T ...... a.) red telephone*/ love...[ * ie. hot line
.....................................................b. ritual number one*/ W C pop art....[ *that is, sun worship
......................... C. Set the controls for the heart of the sun / pink Floyd blues band
meanwhile at the Fermi-lab, CERN beehive....
A question of Temperature / balloon farm......................... devil black hole sun / soundgarden
cloud song / United States of America............................. - goodbye blue sky / p Floyd
Death by fire / Earth Opera............................................ goodbye yellow brick road / E John
......eYe of shiva / therion
....set the controls for ..very mad / p Floyd
.. Set the world on fire / symphony X......[ you are looking at a blockchain, McReader.
[/P C H } psychadelic cryptic hint. ) ) i] 12 /25 is the re]-birth of the Sun, Nimrod, Baal, Bel, IHS/ Iesous
of which the plain folk never seem to tire of...in fact, you probably already have a fever for the mys-adventure...
Shriner"s convention / R Stevens.................... Far beyond the sun / Y Malmsteen
highly illogical / Leonard Nimoy....................... - sea of Lies / symphony x
Santa Claus & his old lady / Cheech & Chong.... Ram it down / Judas Priest
....D N A on the 2nd day of x mas, the dee jay went baal-istic with ball point symmetry.
............the next edition ramps up the syntax & synergy of skynet.....
Lake of fire / meat puppets
- beds are burning / midnight oil
burning down the house / talking heads
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Agentbob

8 parts.. [ x ray

R E A L L Y * A P T * M E D I A * S W A R M...

1 8 1. Starfish / the church
- 11. Odyssey & Oracle / the Zombies } from the digital dream door
1 7 0. Up on the Sun / meat puppets ..... 200 forgotten Albums
...
professor on the first day of X mas, the dee Jay gave us x-ray vision by deluxe.
... 170. up on the sun / ibid.
.....- 2. Guilded palace of sin / flying burrito bros.
... 168. Spinning around the sun / Gilmore.... dancing
proving once again; For any change in the System [ scroll ] the Energy [ logic
remains constant. This simple hot law has a payload of literal dogma-- with rituals.
1 0 1. Love buzz / nirvana
- 65. cut copy / lights & music ) ) K E X P 631 [ 2018
0 3 6. staring at the sun / TV on the radio
......... 418. Postcards from Italy / Beirut
.........- 127. common people / pulp .. ) ) old kexp 500 [ 2016
..........291. staring at the Sun / ibid. . } all signage points to Roma
professor In physics, they are called brilliant deductions. On the billboard, they are called Gold.
0 6 0. House of the Rising Sun / Frijid pink
- 22. Spirit in the Sky / Greenbaum .... } 1970 billboard
0 3 8. Sum thing's burning / K Rogers, 1st ed. et al
......and now the x ray of the song, House of the Rising Sun..'70 version, Frijid pink
..........chart position overseas. Certification : G O L D.
Switz. 02 .............. Denmark. 03
U K .. 04 ............... Greece & Ireland. 07
Germany.. 2 wks at 1.... Norway. 7 weeks at number one.
Israel. 04................ Italy. 54
.... who is this who looks down like the dawn, beautiful as the moon, bright as the sun,
awesome as an army with banners ? - Song of Solomon 6:10 ESV
0 2 8. El rayo-x / Lindley
- 07. the Great puzzle / J Shear.. } the forgotten 200 Ddreamer
0 2 1. Sunburst finish / be bop deluxe.
................. next edition preview.....
1740. Washing
5892. Town .... ) ) ) Strong Radio Astronomy

7632. flaming ruin ..
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