Then after that, I went to the chemist to buy some deodorant. When I asked about it, she spoke softly but with a very strong Irish accent and asked me "ball-type or aerosol?". I told her I just wanted some for my armpits.
One time in Ireland, I bought a sandwich. When I paid for it and said Thank you, she said You're welcome. I got the strong impression she was talking on behalf of the entire country.
I heard about a guy who married a reasonably wealthy Irish woman, despite having a good bank balance etc., she could only get 3 month tourist visas. So England might be a better option.
The other option (which wouldn't be too popular in Melbourne), is to bypass cold miserable waters and cruise around the tropics instead. T-shirt weather all year round, no need for a Peter heater.
I have had the same problem with people letting their dogs wander around my yard chasing the wildlife. If I am polite about it, its an ongoing issue and nothing changes. Offer to shoot it, and peel off a few rounds, and hey presto they fix their fence and control their dogs all of a sudden.
Very disturbing. We're being told it was a French backpacker that did this terrible thing. Although, the visa they described didn't sound like a backpacker visa.
RE: Phobias
Well their nest was the size of a tennis ball, afterwards the shrub had a hole the size of a football in it. And that was only a 410.