RE: Dumping SomeOne

When I saw the O was capitalised, for a second I read "dumping on" which is a bit much for the early stages of a relationship.

RE: Spoilers.

I was hoping this was a forum for DIY boot lid spoilers. I mean nothing says "I want to drive at 140kph one day" more than a home-made spoiler on a small car, whereas a high-tech carbon fibre adjustable spoiler says "My car can easily do 140kph but I'm an old hippy who cant even drive at the speed limit".

RE: are you still waits for your X

Oh. I really must have been hammered the other night... Gulp...
I would have thought that for a while, probably too long really, but no I doubt I would.

RE: are you still waits for your X

Which one?

RE: Single Sydney Adult Women

Thats not really seen as too much of an issue here, but if she has all of someone else's teeth thats a bit much really.

RE: What do women really want?

Women dont really know what they want, but that dont stop them whingeing about not getting it.

RE: COBBER ???

I probably could have worded it better, but yeah on paper is about it...

RE: COBBER ???

Its different because kiwis are from a different country. Like if you said English people were good christians, when referring to Irish people. Or Russians being good Christians when referring to Czech people. Its quite irrelevant.

RE: COBBER ???

Meh, we beat them at netball and the slimy limeys at the womens cricket, their beer is nothing flash. Only good thing, kiwi women, you pat them on the head and their pants fall off.

RE: COBBER ???

Aussies may or may not be good christians, but he's a kiwi so thats different.

RE: How 'bout a singalong?

See me ride out of the sunset on your colour tv screen. Im out for all that I can get if you know what I mean. Women to the left of me women to the right. Aint got no gun aint got no knife dont you start no fight. Coz Im TNT Im dynomite...

RE: Are you a fan of John Oliver ?

If hes anything like jamie oliver the answer is no.

Signing off

When people sign off from a letter they always say "yours sincerely" etc., when in reality it should say whacking off furiously.

RE: Tights

I just dont know, I'm so confused right now.

RE: My wife wants another baby

Could be a language barrier as I dont speak Swahili, however I have the required pigs and goats for the dowry, and a broken radio for little BillySIA.

RE: COBBER ???

Then tell Johnny to tell Jimmy...

RE: COBBER ???

Tell Johnny its the same as choking the ferret. Or bashing the bishop.

RE: My wife wants another baby

So this wife... Is she one of those high fallutin' types who need the fathers exact details?

RE: COBBER ???

Its all good. People should know what their elected representatives are doing, and understand the pointless cruelty of their policies. Maybe of help to those in the same situation in the future.

RE: COBBER ???

No she wouldnt miss me at all, the pain is all for me to enjoy. Government policy.

RE: Post the greatest complement you ever got...

However, after posting I remember its not the song I was thinking of... its this one-

"Hard Sun"
(originally by Indio)

When I walk beside her, I am the better man
When I look to leave her, I always stagger back again
Once I built an ivory tower so I could worship from above
When I climbed down to be set free, she took me in again


There's a big, a big hard sun
Beating on the big people
In the big hard world

When she comes to greet me, she is mercy at my feet
When I see her bitter charm, she just throws it back at me
Once I dug an early grave to find a better land
She just smiled and laughed at me and took her blues back again

[Chorus 2x]

When I go to cross that river, she is comfort by my side
When I try to understand, she just opens up her hands



Once I stood to lose her when I saw what I had done
Bound down and threw away the hours of her garden and her sun
So I tried to warn her, I turned to see her weep
Forty days and forty nights and it's still coming down on me

[Chorus 8x]

RE: Post the greatest complement you ever got...

Pretty good Pearl Jam song too...

RE: COBBER ???

Haha, maybe... I dont imagine you'd agree with my opinions about NZ. I lived at Herne Bay at one time, I stayed at Eden Hills at another. Even spent time in Akaroanear Christchurch...
I went back some years later, a big bikie do at Moe moe raceway, and another bikie thing somewhere else.
I am subject to arrest if I go to NZ, and my family would have to pay the ransom. So I last saw my 16 year old daughter when she was 2. I have no time for the place or its people, sorry.

RE: COBBER ???

I spent a few days there in Helsinki. Beer was about 10 dollars for a small glass, and always came with slices of stale bread and cheese/salami. The guy who picked us up from the airport was bad tempered and sullen, the hotel staff were cranky and unhelpful, some clown threw a bottle at me when the band stopped, the guy at the take-away shop looked like he'd just got out of jail (or on his way in), and the shopping centre was below ground. Oh, and the elevator in the hotel had no walls or doors so you stand carefully in the middle.

RE: COBBER ???

I just dont see why the Fins would have any use for the word "friend". Pretty miserable lot for mine.

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Uh, Santa moved out when all the Lebs and bikies turned up. Last I heard he was in Broome, running camel tours up and down Cable beach.

RE: COBBER ???

Still going? looks at watch, yawns...

RE: What's your favourite Olympic sport/category ?

Do men play beach volleyball? Well I shouldnt be surprised really, I'm from Sydney originally.

RE: COBBER ???

And its dull as dishwater to read, is the other thing.

RE: The Aussie election

For too long both parties have relied on- we're not quite as bad as them... Hopefully this election has shown people can vote outside labor/liberal. The greens are in with labor when they're not just being dills, dunno a lot about NX but I agree with his stance on poker machines.

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