On the way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder, "Could they possibly get married in Heaven?" When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, and said, "Yes". He informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "Oh, come on!", St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER??!!! "
A man sees a bear in one of his trees, and calls animal rescue. And old man shows up with a scarred up pit Bull, a net, and a shot gun. He says, OK, this is what will happen… I’ll climb the tree, push the bear out said tree, the dog will pounce and bite the bear in the crotch… and you throw the net over the
bear and I’ll get right down to subdue him… OK says the man, but what is the shotgun for??? The old man says… well, if the bear knocks me out of the tree first… SHOOT THE DOG!
RE: Were the Founders Liberal or Conservative?