the beginning of smartphone and apps.
what will be the future of phones?
Hello, it is quiet at work.
therefor during my nights youtube and books became good friends.
I'm into these new reality UK horror franchise.
Life on the dole, benefit street, kids on benefits, and such
I think i also something with massive overweight people.
and many more
What the hell is going on England ??? no wonder Scotland whats to separate
Would i get more responses/dates if i increased my age.
I have a guess that by saying i'm 38 that i can meet more women online.
would you be mad to find a younger man than he said?
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=67885
I got this on face book and it has great advice
behave or I'll switch off comments
1, A man was caught speeding at midnight and was pulled over by a cop.
Cop: Why were you speeding, sir?
Drunk guy: i was underway for a lecture about sleeping late, alcohol, smoking too much and the nightlife.
Cop: a lecture at midnight? and who gives such a lecture.
Drunk guy: my wife, i suppose.
2, A Belgian, French and English guy are having a beer in the pub.
French guy: with us if you order 4 beers, you'll get a 5th for free.
Belgian guy: with us if you order 3 beers, you'll get a 4th for free.
English guy: with us, you go to the pub and you get first 8 beers for free and later they give you the keys to a room upstairs and have sex all night with different strangers.
French and Belgian:: wow did that really happen?
English guy: oh not to me, but my sister.
Puns and Other Groaners
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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