McConnell Sends Pelosi Shirt Reading 'I Impeached The President And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mitch McConnell felt bad for Nancy Pelosi after watching her get forced to impeach the president by the radical wing of her party, then impeach him and sit on the articles of impeachment for weeks. So, he decided to cheer her up a bit.McConnell had his staffers deliver Pelosi a shirt reading "I Impeached The President And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." Pelosi did not seem to understand the nice gift, pointing her finger sternly and lecturing the McConnell staffer: "Don't mess with me." Though her dentures fell out before she could finish her rant, sadly.
"It's the least I could do," McConnell said, a grin slowly spreading across his face. "I feel bad for the poor girl -- so much work on impeachment for nothing. Everyone needs a little consolation prize, a little affirmation. A participation trophy, you might say."
As an offended Pelosi held a press conference condemning the shirt as a "slap in the face," Mitch McConnell hurriedly confirmed hundreds more conservative judges.
Comments (23)
The 'Crat Impeachment/Coup-Attempt Fiasco summed up in 3 1/2 minutes ...
But, what did she get the president ? Oh right !
"Impeached for life !"
Maybe she should get him a shirt with that on it.
What size is he ? Extra chubby ?
They should have thought of that sooner if they were really wanted the Presidency for themselves.
Of course, that isn't saying a lot.
A traitor has no business calling himself President- thats why he was impeached!
to go against Trump, McConnell scared to death
if he goes against Trump, he has no options
Mitch McConnell knows what is like
to go against Trump, McConnell scared to death
if he goes against Trump, he has no options
Postal retiree sound like he fall off turnip truck after hop border.
if he goes against Trump, he has no options
looked at BOTOX-Nan lately!
McConnell's retirement is way overdue anyway.
A helluva lotta 'em - both parties - are on the upside of 70/crowding 80.
Murkun Politics looks like a turf war in a dementia assisted living facility
Did any of y'all see the recent 'Crat debate?
Doddering codgers & a crone bickering over who runs against another codger.
It'd be funny if it wasn't pathetic.
It's also frightening that one of those ancients will be a major party Prez nominee.
I mean ... DAYUM, Y'all
so,Raph,how come Obama got to call himself POTUS twice
Same reason he received the Nobel and Trump lovers made a complete fool of Trump !
He was born black and pulled off the greatest confidence fraud on the American people in history.
... talented minorities who actually made it on their own. Just ask a few. Lots are Trumpsters.
Polling suggests there are quite a few of 'em, V ...
The Don does remarkably well when polled against Pocahontas.
If the 'Crats run her, just the Black vote for The Don could result in a historic ground shifting landslide.
The Bern does better & Sleepy
But The Don currently polls in double digits even against Sleepy.
In an unforeseen turn of events - "Impeachment" may help The Don with some minorities who perceive him as being prejudged & denied due process by The System.
String's vids suggest The Don was placed in the White House by the Hand of God ...
'Crats driving their own minority base to not merely support, but IDENTIFY with a White 'Publican Billionaire borders upon the miraculous ... To say the LEAST!
He works in mysterious ways His Wonders to perform
I'm just sayin' getting folks of color to identify(!) with a White 'Publican Billionaire is about as miraculous a thing as I've seen in quite awhile.
'Course - it was 'CRATS that pulled it off. So it might be more Stupidly than Divine Intervention.
Still ... That level of Stupidity had to come from SOMEWHERE. It couldn't have just, you know ... Evolved from nothing.
A LOTTA Intelligence would be necessary to Design in THAT much Stupid.