Why you should decline the vaccine
They just found out that Covid vaccines cause body parts to fall off. Different vaccine, different part. With Pfizer, your ears are gonna drop off. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. With AstraZeneca you can say goodbye to your feet 2 years down the line. You can download a full list from the Dark Web.Don't believe it? Just ask the guy with the face like a hog, he's always round here somewhere, warning y'all about them there vaccines; he'll tell ya. That guy deserves a medal, he done devoted his whole Godamn life to warning y'all about em.
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Well in that case it's up to you what you do with my inappropriate response. Taking it as a stand alone statement is one option.
Now native Americans are a different matter, at least according to the old westerns. They always made it very clear whether or not they came in peace.
What was that you said
I'm actually harmless { or do I mean armless} Wonder what caused that.
and pointless exchange
do you agree?
Intellect and wit
Are rarely to be met here
The species American Sapiens
Produces them on occasion
But none are ever presidents
I assert
And do not care if I should hurt
the feelings
Of those who preferred Bush to Gore
Or Trump to Clinton.
Despite the AZ double
I had no trouble in walking home
Two feet neuropathy and all
Ten toes no slippers
Long nails ready for clippers.
DON'T take the RED PILL, whatever you do, DON'T take the RED PILL!
I'm sure that comment would be considered hilarious in Pennsylvania.
As it is, it just makes me starkly aware that I am not in Pennsylvania