Advertise Yourself! .. Don't be shy ;)

@Africa.
@Playdate777.

For my neighbour,'Kenith'

Hi i am a single man for the last 20 years.
I live with my Mammy and Daddy.
I have just turned 45 years old and i feel it is time to move on.
Looking for another Mammy who will cook and wipe my bottom.
I am very good at mowing the lawn.
I have a Motor Bike so that i can look cool!For my furthure Wife.
My Brother is a Priest so we are all a very proud Family.
I pray that i will meet you soon as my Mammy is not getting any younger.
All letters will be answered and checked by my Mammy first.

God forgive me..........

@Searchforfreedom.....

That is so Romantic.

@BlueOcean2011: That was a good one my tummy hurts laughing at it

Seriously, 45 and that's the way he thinks >> I hope he will find his girl though

@Africa.

Kenith is actually a very nice Guy but he needs to move on.
I feel sorry for him,but he is always very polite to me.
Jesus i hope he is not on this site.God forbid.

@BlueOcean2011: I hope he is not that attached to his mother to a point he loses his own character

>> lol you will have now to look at the profiles in your country to make sure he is not on this site

@BlueOcean2011: I don't know .. >> I miss particolor, it seems to me that no one got my point from this blog yet even you Barbara

@Robertino.

I hope you are not Kenith.

@Africa.

Not even me,let me read your Blog again.

@Africa.

Now Africa,i am a lateral thinker.You asked us to advertise ourselves and that is what i did.Particolour is still in bed,it is very early in the morning in Australia.


Please explain your Blog to me.You are confusing me now.

@robertino: you are definitely someone I don't know

@BlueOcean2011: lol okay

@BlueOcean2011: I was just thinking of that guy who kept saying that he wanted real woman he gave me a good laugh, I am not sure if you remember him? >> I guess parti will get it

@Africa.

No can't say that i remember him.Particolour might remember him.
What was he all about?

@BlueOcean2011: be careful girl seems that one of our guests knows you

@african_single,
Sweet blog, good for a laugh! LOL!

Here goes:

FWB(Fuzzy White Bunny - male) looking for SWB(Shaved White Bunny - female)!
Height: 35cm
weight: 12Kilos
Eyes: orange
Fur: White
Reason for being here: Hungry

Must Haves:
Must have own carrots and lettuce but be willing to share!
Must own your own cage and water bowl!
Must be independent and willing to be OK with other SWB's that happen to be around!
Must have your own shampoo and brush and lots of conditioner!
Must be willing to raise hundreds of little fuzzy bunnies!
Must have a good relationship with your owner!(I hate moving)

You'll get:
A big large fuzzy bunny to scratch up against and someone to snuggle with in your cage(mine was destroyed in a unfortunate accident). Super Fuzzy and ready to have some fun!

So don't be shy message me and your wildest bunny dreams may come true!
Peace!

@robertino: What!!

@SherwoodGuy: LMAO

What an adorable guest we have now >> I would love to take good care of you and give you kisses all the time



>> That won't affect my budget

@robertino: Thanks , I don't know you do you usually post here?

@Frankinstien: LMAO

Your Ad is quite interesting >>> someone will get lucky tonight

@robertino: If Italy is the hint then I just know one blogger living there

@Robertino.

20 Year olds.......Now i am getting Jealous.Shane on you Robertino.I am shocked.Were they Italians looking for all your money. My Goodness nothing shockes me anymore.

African, Someone gets lucky every night . I just hope that it is ocassionally me . ( it's hard to type with a cat sitting on your lap ). . . . . . .the Black Knight . .

Africa, I think I`m done with advertsing...

@Frankinstien: I have checked your profile you do have very nice pictures there ..

>> I won't add myself to that lucky group I hope my Ad will work and put my hands on someone I will make sure I make him exhausted

@baltus67: You can always give it a try >> miracles do happen

@Baltus.

Hello Baltus.Did you get home to Fiskol today.Hope you did.
Ah go on and give us a giggle Baltus,just make up something funny.
That's if you want to.

@sweetkitten4: There food is pretty healthy compared to any other place .. Thanks for your sweet visit

aaahhh... I just all that you had written African! If you and Blue were serious last night, then I still don`t need to advertice! I`ll just wait!

jeees... I have just come home, after a six houers drive... can hardly hit the keys here... I think I missed red. somwhere , and yes, Blue, as I just said, I goy home...

@baltus67: I didn't make any promises .. But seriously there is a possibility I could be there even if the thing I told you about earlier was delayed

I am really curious about what Ad you may write

@Baltus.

Well i am still on for Christmas.Have no date set as yet.It could be earlier than Christmas.

@Baltus.

You must be very tired if you can't hit the keys.You need to rest my dear friend.

hmmmmm... not sure if I shell selebright, ore be scared?
But visit from FRIENDS could never be bad? Maybe I get a date, and are out traveling myself?

I need SOMETHING, Blue... Rest...? næææhhh... not what the doctor ordinated...