MEN ARE LIKE.... truth finally revealled... :)
MEN ARE LIKE.... truth finally revealled... :)1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
4. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
5. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
6. Men are like .Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
7. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
8. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
9. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
10. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
LOL
Now copy this & send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
Comments (19)
This is an odd position for a man to take. I guess this is something I will need to think about. Now I will be up all night wondering why a man would write such comments about his brothers.
Just seems to me that there is a lot of men bashing going on lately and I find it odd that another man would take a position against his brothers. I think my next blog will be woman bashing! That should get some healthy responses. I wonder if this gentleman will write in defense of his sisters....maybe I have the gender wrong. Who knows..
I am sure that your woman friend will agree with the author of this blog and will probably laugh hardily.
Hi Tangerino
your blog is funny and I have laughed. Thanks I can laughed for a while!
But I'd love to read/write an apology of men!!!
9-10,,really
But as long as we generalise.. Women are like..
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.