Funny Phone call....
Last night i was sleeping, dreaming about winning the lotto and traveling the world...Then right in the middle of me going for a massage in my 5 star hotel. My phone vibrate(not ring)for a minute there i thought it was a massage machine
"Hello" i said, NB. i always try to be pleasant even when people disturb me
This drunken voice said "Maria, its Lenny....I love you" Now i was awake, it was so nice to hear. I started laughing
He continue " How is mi kids" Now i was laughing so hard
but before i could answer he continue "When i get out next month i wanna see you and mi pickney(Jamaican slang for kids)
I was laughing so hard my phone fell and broke
I realize Lenny was in prison, drunks as a skunk, calling me
And i wasn't Maria
Now i wonder how does a prisoner get liquor and a cell phone in prison at 2am at night?
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all i say is if i ever must go to prison i will first contact lenny, he seems to know where the good one is
At the moment here in Los Angeles, CA, there is alot of cracking down on policemen that racketeer and consort with inmates in our Los Angeles County jail system. Pretty sad, but I have always thought that there is merely a fine line that separates the policemen from the bad guys.
They are as equally corrupt and the difference is one is licensed to carry a gun and kill and the other one is not!
Now they put a new meaning to the word "Corrupt"
Now that is funny, did you replace your phone as yet and did you dream any numbers for the lottery when you were having this dream?