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She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
When he is done drinking, he pulls out his wallet and shouts, "When I pay, everybody pays!".
3 men were in a sauna. There was a beeping sound. The 1st man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. That’s my pager he said. I have a microchip in my arm. Then a phone rang. The 2nd man lifted his palm to his ear. When finished he explained, that's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The 3rd man, feeling decidedly low-tech left. He returned with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. I am getting a Fax, he explained.
Shopkeeper, how long would you like them,
Customer, forever, if that's OK, with you,
Saskia
Five Secrets to A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
4. It is important to find a man who’s good in bed and who loves to make love to you.
5. It is important that these four men never met and will never meet.