Thoughts Please?
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED PERSON."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. It’s not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE.”
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Hell Im good at it
HAPPY HAPPY EASTER TO YOU SIMMO
Happy Easter weekend to you
so good
Happy Easter to you
ok i have to wrote all that down not to forget
He is not, he is, he is not..but he is a Bunny Jummpy Easter!