BEWARE A WARNING TO ALL MEN

A mate of mine sent me the following via facebook, I feel it is important to pass onto every male here.

Simmo here's a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Bunnings, Mitre 10, Super Cheap Auto, BCF, or any other Blokey type shop. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's
how the scam works: Two nice-looking, uni-aged girls will come over to your car or Ute as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, and very likely again this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. K-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones at The Salvo's and Lifeline and bought them out of all of their stock in three of their stores....
now this has not happened to me yet, i repeat, it has NOT happened to me yet, but i am on my way down town now to see if it is indeed true, i may not be able to repsond to posts/comments for some time...
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no , it hasn't happend here cheering
do u usually hv much cash on you?
wud be fun if all that job was just for an empty walletlaugh
Better don't go, you never know what for tricks they are using now..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

but I think the old men do not care about their wallet that much on the moment the service is so great...it's worth the money laugh
they would not get anything out of my walet , its empty professor
Virgo
You're such a tease! Leading them on with an empty wallet. Shame on you!
Now thats what I call.... Taken for a ride!!
i think as the site crashed, Simmo has burned-up on re-entry. confused
Simmo1 cheers for the tiplaugh beer thumbs up handshake
I never used to like shopping.Till now.super grin cheers wave
hi Simmo,

Wow!1 clever girls. laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Sorry folks, just now got back from down town
and u wouldnt believe it.
Not a bloody women robber anywhere to be seen.frustrated frustrated
I even dangled my wallet in front of some hoping they would be the robbers...frustrated frustrated frustrated
what a total let down.
i suppose there is always tomorrow.confused confused
virgo, not here as yet either.
hatch,
if they gunna rob me, give me progress anyday.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Roxy,
maybe i should fatten my wallet with monopoly money....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Pinky
cant explain the let down when i wasnt robbed.....crying crying blues
Solamente
dont know about taken for a ride,
i did however spend 3 1/2 hours driving from one store to another hoping to find out.....frustrated frustrated doh doh

Market it may be a false alarm.....no girls even came close to robbing me......

Hatch
yes the site did crash, i was hoping to report first hand whilst it was happening, but alas nothing did....doh doh
Waf, mate i hope it happens to u, cause nothing happened here...sigh doh doh frustrated frustrated
Cofy
sorry but i just wasnt in luck tonight
hopefully tomorrow i will get my just desserts....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
think they 've worked over program just exhausted, try tomorrow , try every day, maybe write in big letters on your wallet WALLET FULL, set some traps like spider webs or sumthin'dunno

when I want to attract robbers I even brake my ankle in the middle of the street grin
I've got some this way..laugh blushing
I take you will will go for secondsdrinking
Pinky
if i have no luck this week can i come to u and let u rob me....blushing blushing
Cofy
well i need to collect plenty of evidence.....cant just go by hear say can we....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
If I'll loose my job I may have to make a livin' blushing uh oh
as a serial robber uh oh cool
Pinky
cant u be a 2 job lady.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Cofy
i think ur tax time is taking up to much of ur time.

And i will find the perpetrators or my name is not Bond James John Bond........detective rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
laugh laugh laugh

So funny, make your wallet harder to remove -

more effort = more crawling. conversing
Pinky
well we cant ask u to do that now can we.....dunno dunno
anyway, am back out on the job tomorrow.
I am determined to be robbed by these women....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Pinky
sorry, i must point out
its only because my car windscreen needs a clean.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Ladybee
I will work on this for as long as it takes, i have sworn to help save my fellow man from this sort of treatment.
I will not rest until i have been robbed had my windscreen cleaned by these ladies.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Wish you sweet and pennyless robbery ..::choir: laugh
cool

A Man determined to see justice doneuh oh

They don't stand a chance
Pinky
thank u for ur support on this delicate matter.rolling on the floor laughing
Cofy
u know what they say, u cant keep a good man down for long.....
but in this case if i find these women robbers, they can hold me down as long as they like, or at least until my windscreen is cleaned......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
You're welcome,no worry the warm and sweaty windscreen would clean easy with some paper towels grin laugh

CU..wave kiss
i ve got an idea Simwink take em homelaugh maybe they cud wash the dishes and clean same wellroll eyes
Pinky
u all come back again u hear......or i'll crying crying wave wave wave kiss kiss
Roxy
see u just not a pretty face....blushing
i have always said u r one smart lady...... applause applause
blushing thanku.... i always knew u the one who makes the best complimentsblushing laugh
Roxy
just stating the truth my dear...just stating the truth...teddybear
btw.....i luv monopoly..i used to make fake money to fool the other kids back thenblushing laugh i even made parents to buy me the second game... just for cashrolling on the floor laughing tongue
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