TODAY'S ROAST

G'day one and all, in keeping with current events, i have decieded to try my hand at "ROASTING"
Now while i appreciate that "roasting" is an art form it seems that the blogs that serve up a roast to others gets hundreds of comments and thousands of views.
So i am going to give it a try.
Before i start, i will put a disclaimer here just to ensure that i do not get reported for having bad tastes. After all we are all grown people here and surely we can make a bit of fun without starting a war.
Ok, here is my very first official "ROAST"

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ok so far so good, now moving right along......





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This isnt as hard as i thought it would be....ok next roast is





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Ok i think that should be enough "roast"ing for one blog,






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Oh before i forget one last mention......




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To Calli and other Vegans here at CS, please excuse my humour.

doh doh
By the way, feel free to add your "roast" here as well.
remember a Blog that "roasts" others gets loads of comments and super duper views.....
help help rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sigh
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way to go Virgo....applause applause rolling on the floor laughing
keep "roasting"......
OMG.....
How could i forget about.....



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and of course we have to mention.......


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Ok virgo, maybe just pics now instead ok....
Some may be upset with the vids.......applause sigh
and just for the vegans

well done virgo.....applause
yes , better have some pudding

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Virgo, this blog is long enough that if i printed it out, it would reach to the moon already,
Am thinking we have enough pics now.
Thank you sir....thumbs up
Try Covering all of that Grub with Liberal Helpings of HOT ENGLISH MUSTARD !!wow wow wowThat is bound to Curb Virgos Entheusiasm for Videos for Quiet some While he is Gurgling down gallons of cold water putting out the Fire on his Roasted Tonsils!!
Hope this was Helpful Simmo!!!thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
uh oh
Virgo...sad flower sad flower grin laugh
PS...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
innocent
had mine removed years ago parti banana
Parti,
just keep hitting the view button....i'm sure that will help.
So you like my "roast" blog?.....
No need to answer, it was a rhetorical question.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Like It!!yay I Retire with Roasted Brain Cells!!!help rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up thumbs up
laugh beer
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that looks yummy
I did try and cater to all needs, but as you know, cant please all the people all the time....
Oh well.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh cheers handshake
Cherriebabe,
Just a standard "roast", but am glad you find it appetising....laugh sigh I know your off the grog for now, but have this wine while you enjoy.hug
Was that Sticky Date Pudding made with Real Dates????wow
grin beer
off the grogrolling on the floor laughing
wheres squid face, we can roast him
I hope not parti.....doh doh
Cherrie,
I thought you gave him a bit of a roasting before....
You think he might be underdone......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

here, will this do?.....
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Chocco..I think hes gone to the Squid Jig Ball??rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
bouquet hug wine
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opps...this is what happens when i get carried away....
Simmo..Please Tell me that is not Roast Kamel!!!!doh wow wow roll eyes
Parti, Can i take the 5th?????

ok i refuse to answer on the grounds that i may be laughed at....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I thought you had already had 5 !!doh drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring thumbs up tip hat very happy
Simmo..I'de love to tell that Bloke up there with the New Blog!!... Every Box I open is Full of Used Matches!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing roll eyes uh oh
cheers grin
pssst parti, come close to the screen......
good guess sir......


confused confused help help help sigh
I'm back, i told him i only use a Bic lighter nowadays.....doh grin
i'm exhausted scrolling from top to bottom, at least let us get to 40 comments so i dont have to scroll down so far....

Maybe everyone is "roast"ed out........moping sigh
I nearly said that on my last Comment.. I've gor RSI in the Index Finger and I'm going to Sue you Yanky Style!!!doh grin laugh laugh
cheers
Hey Virgo was the one who got carried away, i tried to stay within the realms of respectability.....doh sigh
sorry sim my last visit to ur blog, im detoxing and seeing all these yumminess makes me crave, hope u hit ur 40
awww you are so sweet....
maybe i could "roast" you next......laugh hug
Glad to Helping!!doh Cant get my mind off the Food!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
cheers grin
i've given up Parti,
Think i will leave the "roasts" to the experts.....doh sigh
Dont go before your Goose is Cooked!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wow
It appears that my Goose has been roasted......
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And my Peking duck has gone the same way.....

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It would appear that there is no more to "roast"....moping
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