Bajanshay

Bajanshay

Mar 2014

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WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?!!!

It's not so complicated!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and straight men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat straight, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are straight, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Just sharing a little Humour.... AN OLD EMAIL!!! ( SORRY IF IT WAS eVER POSTED BEFORE!! NOT MEANT TO OFFEND!!

Hope everyone is having a Great evening!

I am still at work !!

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Hans4711●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Mar 17, 2014●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Bajanshay -

I'm one of those men....

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Scott1812●Claresholm, Alberta Canada

Mar 17, 2014●30 Blogs●395 Comments

Us dam men can`t do nothing with us!I`ll never understand us.

Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Mar 17, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Shay
We were made to be loved, not to be understood. Just love us.

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 17, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

dang! Thats Messed Up. . . . . .

BaldAndBeautiful●Algona, Iowa USA

Mar 17, 2014●27 Blogs●262 Comments

The only thing missing is how they never mature emotionally beyond 12 years old.

rapturecapture●kerry, Kerry Ireland

Mar 17, 2014●2 Blogs●330 Comments

Hi Bajanshay

I enjoyed reading..

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 17, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

@Hans: Since there is No hope out there for me. uh! You are beginning, to look good to me. . . .

Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Mar 17, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hey Hans,
I did not recognize you with your new pic.

Great pic.

Sorry Shay!

Hans4711●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Mar 17, 2014●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@

Shhhhhhhh Girl I'm working under cover.....

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Hans4711●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Mar 17, 2014●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Cat - Thanks Mate, I refer you my previous post to

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Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Mar 17, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

@Hans: Sorry Babe!......

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

Hi butterflies,
sounds like you better get to stomping!!!

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Hans,
Which one?

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@scott,
Yes!! I give up!!

Men just don't understand them!

Hans4711●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Mar 17, 2014●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Bajanshay - Gee, I can't make it too easy for you, Girl.....

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BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Cat,
That seems like the best thing to do with men!

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Angel,
just in fun!!! That is all. Haven't been seeing you at all. Busy?
Take care.

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Mar 17, 2014●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

My friend I haven't laughed as much as now with this very confusing indeed and yes, sometimes, this is exactly how complicated our ways of trying to understand them.

But like your love said, yes we just have to love them, never mind about trying to understand...

@Doctor, yes, we are two different species, when it comes to characters and traits, as it should be...

Thanks my friend..

phyllis

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@BAB,
I do believe they are emotionally more than 12 years. Some men ( and women) not matured but most are.
thank you for stopping by. Hope you are having a great evening.

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@RC,
Happy you enjoyed it!

hope you are having a great evening.

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Hans,
lol....might have to get help with this one!

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@lj,
happy you enjoyed it. Just a little fun for this evening!

hope you are having a great evening!

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Mar 17, 2014●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

I am my friend and I am so happy whenever I see you on the blog and more so when you post..

Take care my friend...

phyllis

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@lj,
lol...now you sound like cat

unfortunately I am working on a project for work and I work late trying to complete. I do try to read the blogs and comment when I get a chance but time is very limited right now.

happy to see you are well!

chame1eon●Pittsburgh area, Pennsylvania USA

Mar 17, 2014●28 Blogs●854 Comments

Bajanshay, I guess I'm just not seeing the humour in your blog, but I must say this is just so very wrong. You're usually so positive...

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Mar 17, 2014●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

Great read Bajan, you certainly made me laught 2night

and for one that says she has no understanding of men..you certainly do know men

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@doc,
No worries! Have a great evening!

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Chame,
sorry you didn't find it funny! It is an old email. Hope you have a good evening!

BajanshayOP●Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados

Mar 17, 2014●121 Blogs●1,389 Comments

@Itchy,
happy to bring a laugh to you especially today!

have a great evening!

Sharnah●cape town, Western Cape South Africa

Mar 18, 2014●39 Blogs●238 Comments

Great blog Shay even us south africans get a good laugh out of it lol seems all men are the same

Singlelisious●Naples, Florida USA

Mar 18, 2014●87 Comments

Thanks Bajan for the post and the laugh!!!

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Mar 18, 2014●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

Good one Bajanshay.

I gave up understanding them a while ago.

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Mar 19, 2014●2,000 Comments

So stay away from them.

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Mar 20, 2014●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

Don't worry pedal, I stay away from certain ones.

enigma2●Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Mar 21, 2014●448 Comments

This is funny,thanks for laugh

It's very important to read body language, maintaining eyes contact and if man doesn't look in women direction than probability is that he is not interested so it's women responsibility to herself to look somewhere else where is worth to consider any initiative but is it wise for women to take man job away to make a first move? Initiation can be welcome for shy man but real move should be still left to man,that's my believe.I like your quote;men should take time to discover women mystery as any wine that is taken too quick too soon looses much of joy of slow taste

Nakitende●Baden Baden, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany

Mar 27, 2014●3 Blogs●74 Comments

This is hilarious and "whisper" true hahaha

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